1. When the person interviewing you at your new
job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Forget
the job!
2 .When you tell your friend "your mama!" and
turn around and see his or her mum staring at
you.
3. When a mosquito lands on your father's bald
head and you try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide proof, or else...
4. When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher
before WAEC. Sure-fire failure!
5. When you update "salary things" on facebook
and your landlord comments "on point". Bye-bye
to your salary.
6. When you're in a bus and you throw away
N500 note instead of gala wrapper. Witches are
after you.
7. When you're on top a bike and the okada man
is pinging. Heaven sure pass!
8. When you finish eating in an eatery and you
find out your wallet fell out in a taxi. Get ready to
do the dishes.
9. When Usain Bolt chases you with a Cutlass.
Don't bother running, just beg.
10. When you give a beggar N1000 note instead
of N50 u are d cause of your problem.

make unah comment o,
bcoz seun said the thread will make front page.

when seun come tell u say ''sorry i tot i cld managely put it at d front page but there so many topics wait till nxt month''jst 4get fp tins 4 dz yr

bercarray: when seun come tell u say ''sorry i tot i cld managely put it at d front page but there so many topics wait till nxt month''jst 4get fp tins 4 dz yr

Bro na ikwere u dey speak?
Real one chance is when u catch the rock on top of ur wife/gf

Eh