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| Real Mugu by JazzyJ(f): 10:43am On Oct 08, 2008 |
this following is a chat between a girl n a guy, damn stupid n funny Anas Qutishat:  jsm_miya7: whu r u? Anas Qutishat: a guy Anas Qutishat: from netlog Anas Qutishat: u ? jsm_miya7:a girl jsm_miya7: from netlog Anas Qutishat: so jsm_miya7: huh? Anas Qutishat: how asre u ? Anas Qutishat: im anas jsm_miya7: m anal Anas Qutishat: single ? jsm_miya7: widowed Anas Qutishat: oh Anas Qutishat: sorry for that jsm_miya7: yes jsm_miya7: accepted Anas Qutishat: malay ? jsm_miya7: nope jsm_miya7: nigerian Anas Qutishat: indian ? jsm_miya7: nigerian Anas Qutishat: oh jsm_miya7: mugu Anas Qutishat: cool jsm_miya7: u no hear word? Anas Qutishat: first time to meet jsm_miya7: yes Anas Qutishat: no first time jsm_miya7: yea jsm_miya7: mugu Anas Qutishat: mugu jsm_miya7: yes Anas Qutishat: so ur malaysian ? jsm_miya7: no jsm_miya7: i m nigerian Anas Qutishat: oh ok Anas Qutishat: im from jordan jsm_miya7: mugu means fren in nigerian language jsm_miya7: u malay? Anas Qutishat: oh ok Anas Qutishat: nope Anas Qutishat: arab jsm_miya7: oo Anas Qutishat: what u do in malaysia ? jsm_miya7: skool Anas Qutishat: what are u studying Anas Qutishat: btw how old are u ? jsm_miya7: i m not studyin jsm_miya7: i m teachin in clooege Anas Qutishat: oh ok jsm_miya7: college Anas Qutishat: what u teach ? jsm_miya7: accounting jsm_miya7: i n 49 yrs old Anas Qutishat: jsm_miya7: y? jsm_miya7: to old? Anas Qutishat: u dont look old jsm_miya7: i m old jsm_miya7: i use cream on my face Anas Qutishat: oh ok Anas Qutishat: hehee jsm_miya7: yansh cream Anas Qutishat: must be a good one jsm_miya7: hell yes Anas Qutishat: heehe Anas Qutishat: good for u jsm_miya7: thnx jsm_miya7: mugu jsm_miya7: how r u? Anas Qutishat: im fine jsm_miya7: ur name is anas? jsm_miya7: my name is anal jsm_miya7: so u r my mugu Anas Qutishat: hehe Anas Qutishat: ya sure jsm_miya7: ya ya Anas Qutishat: how come ur profile says ur 21 Anas Qutishat: heeh jsm_miya7: juz tryin to put myself younger jsm_miya7: to get younger boys Anas Qutishat: and bi Anas Qutishat: lol jsm_miya7: i m widowed jsm_miya7: so i cn be bi Anas Qutishat: u like young boys ? jsm_miya7: yes Anas Qutishat: why ? jsm_miya7: i teach dem a lot in school n on bed jsm_miya7: i m a teacher Anas Qutishat: haha Anas Qutishat: what u teach on bed ? jsm_miya7: wut else jsm_miya7: u r a big boy jsm_miya7: u shud knw Anas Qutishat: i know sex Anas Qutishat: but what do u have to teach Anas Qutishat: haha jsm_miya7: a lot jsm_miya7: these young boys jsm_miya7: there r many things they dont knw Anas Qutishat: hehe Anas Qutishat: and girls / Anas Qutishat: ? jsm_miya7: yes jsm_miya7: they too Anas Qutishat: 3 sume ? Anas Qutishat: sum* jsm_miya7: hell yes jsm_miya7: d best i teach is 2 girls 2 boys jsm_miya7: or the other one was 2 girls 1 guy jsm_miya7: the guy cud not walk properly afta i hit him Anas Qutishat: lol jsm_miya7: i did it hard n fast jsm_miya7: so mugu jsm_miya7: u wan? Anas Qutishat: what what ? jsm_miya7: u wan? jsm_miya7: mugu? Anas Qutishat: want what ? jsm_miya7: u r mugu rite? Anas Qutishat: yes Anas Qutishat: hehe jsm_miya7: so u wan? jsm_miya7: u wan see ? Anas Qutishat: sure Anas Qutishat: see maybe jsm_miya7: u wan me teach u? Anas Qutishat: but do SURE Anas Qutishat: so why with u jsm_miya7: den wen u do d girls dey will love it n come bak fr more Anas Qutishat: they already do love it Anas Qutishat: and come for more jsm_miya7: dey will love it even more jsm_miya7: dey will go crazy Anas Qutishat: ooooo jsm_miya7: u r my mugu jsmn_miya7: so i will help u Anas Qutishat: thanks jsm_miya7: sure? Anas Qutishat: yape jsm_miya7: ok Anas Qutishat: lol and it went on but i didint get the remainder, the guy is a real mumu. rofl |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 10:47am On Oct 08, 2008 |
  Na waaa ohh. . . . I did not know people as such exist. . .  |
| Re: Real Mugu by JazzyJ(f): 10:50am On Oct 08, 2008 |
lmfyo |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 10:51am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Jazzy, where did you get that from? |
| Re: Real Mugu by JazzyJ(f): 10:53am On Oct 08, 2008 |
sumone  |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 10:57am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Is it on Nairaland sef? |
| Re: Real Mugu by MrInfo1(m): 11:11am On Oct 08, 2008 |
@ my mugu ^ Netlog |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 11:12am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Who be yo Mugu? |
| Re: Real Mugu by MrInfo1(m): 11:28am On Oct 08, 2008 |
^ |
| Re: Real Mugu by showbobo(m): 6:03pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
I'm gonna take my time to read this later |
| Re: Real Mugu by ituen(m): 10:04pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
na real mugu u be na |
| Re: Real Mugu by Bbeee: 11:05pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
mumu association |
| Re: Real Mugu by JazzyJ(f): 3:03am On Oct 09, 2008 |
i m tellin u, |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 3:23am On Oct 09, 2008 |
I like Mugu's |
| Re: Real Mugu by ituen(m): 3:41am On Oct 09, 2008 |
like info and showbobo |
| Re: Real Mugu by JazzyJ(f): 4:31am On Oct 09, 2008 |
bcoz the two of dem r mugus n dey have actually given d sickness to poor gabby. i find it contagious |
| Re: Real Mugu by MrInfo1(m): 6:17am On Oct 09, 2008 |
Ituens Na my inheritance u dey use play bah |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 6:37am On Oct 09, 2008 |
JazzyJ: Yes ohhh Jazzy. . . . . . If I catch those two rodents, I would smack them. . .  |
| Re: Real Mugu by JazzyJ(f): 7:16am On Oct 09, 2008 |
i stand by u as long as u dun smack scopium. **coz if he is bad i wud tk him to my room n i will smack him myself** |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 8:19am On Oct 09, 2008 |
Thanks sista! Ok, Scopium is yours.  |
| Re: Real Mugu by Scopium: 8:28am On Oct 09, 2008 |
[size=13pt]What did Scopium do now?  [/size] |
| Re: Real Mugu by Scopium: 8:30am On Oct 09, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Jazzy are you a good teacher/doer? Then I can send you a round trip ticket to come spend a week with me [/size] |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 8:32am On Oct 09, 2008 |
and do blablabla? |
| Re: Real Mugu by Scopium: 8:37am On Oct 09, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Must you state the obvious? [/size] |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 8:39am On Oct 09, 2008 |
Na waaa ohhh. No wonda you both are made for each otha. . . Cause if you are with me, Blabla is not in da list EVA! |
| Re: Real Mugu by Scopium: 8:46am On Oct 09, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Bla Bla Bla is in the list of every Adam and Eve, even the nuns and monks[/size] |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 8:49am On Oct 09, 2008 |
Ok but not for me. |
| Re: Real Mugu by Scopium: 8:58am On Oct 09, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Are you telling me God created three people in the beginning, i.e. adam, eve and gab?[/size] |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 9:01am On Oct 09, 2008 |
Yes! Thank God you understand that.Cause I dont belong to Adam nor Eve na. |
| Re: Real Mugu by clemcykul(f): 9:04am On Oct 09, 2008 |
we knoe na u belong to cain and abel |
| Re: Real Mugu by Scopium: 9:07am On Oct 09, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Naah, not cain and abel she be gadam[/size] |
| Re: Real Mugu by Gabry(f): 9:12am On Oct 09, 2008 |
I dont belong to no one. Only to gabry sef |
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