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Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:31pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Pls Nairalanders what should i do, as i've been hiding inside the house for the past one hour. Should i get a matchet and attack it Samson style, you think i have a chance of hacking it down? Or i should just wait out the beast till it leaves by itself. Pls i'm so scared right now, help me! |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by dytbabe: 10:33pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Claps hands U for don faint na No worry, we NLers are coming to rescue u or better still SUAREZise the damn lion |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Werey |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by CORTANA: 10:35pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Cortana predicts a win for you if you attack the lion 3 Likes |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:37pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
dytbabe: Claps handsPls help, the beast has moved to the door side and i sense it will try to force entry if its really hungry |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Wake up! or call the police. |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:38pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
CORTANA: Cortana predicts a win for you if you attack the lionI am in deep shit here and you are cortanaring me! |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by dytbabe: 10:39pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
DickDastardly: That lion must be a slowpoke Damn He shld have poked out one of ur eyeball dammit |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:40pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
0rex: Wake up! or call the police.Bros i dont have any police man number. btw its a remote village and the nearest police station is like four villages away |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Idrismusty97(m): 10:40pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Picture of the lion in your compound or i don't believe it. 2 Likes |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Idrismusty97(m): 10:41pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
DickDastardly:Call the Nigerian new police number 112 . |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:41pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
dytbabe:pls help me with any policeman number that u know |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
DickDastardly:Lol... Tor I guess last prayers are in order |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:43pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Idrismusty97: Picture of the lion in your compound or i don't believe it.i cant snap it, its dark outside. btw i am still contemplating on wheither to attack it or not. how best can one kill a lion? |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by datguru: 10:43pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Lol, are you serious? 1 Like |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:46pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Idrismusty97: Call the Nigerian new police number 112 .i just did and they say i should call the nearest Zoo. Do you have the zoo number too? abeg help me |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by RoyalRoy(m): 10:47pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Lion pepper soup is good for the body. But write ur will before going for the kill. Please send me the tail when u are done. I love Lion-Tail Pepper soup 1 Like |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by dytbabe: 10:47pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
DickDastardly: Put up 3000 naira MTN recharge card and I shall be of help Btw, I can hear the roar of the lion ROARRRRRRRRR It shld have taken ur by the leg now Oh no U screaming Kick it in the eye Hit him with ur phone Damn The lion got out ur right leg Damn U crying U helpless And the lion takes ur head Chineke and that's the end of u U are so dead now RIP OP Sobs 1 Like |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by CORTANA: 10:49pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
DickDastardly:All knowing cortana insists its a win for you(inside the lions stomach) |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Idrismusty97(m): 10:49pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
DickDastardly:With bare hands like Samson in the Bible. Tear off its jaws . 1 Like |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
DickDastardly:get two pieces of red cloth. Soak it in bucket of alomo Add pepper, 3 live snail, potash, bitter leaf and 1 boiled egg. Put in a pot and boil Drink the mixture and eat the egg/ snail with both their shells. Tie 1 cloth on ur loin Tie the other one on your head You are now invincible (ODESHII) Go and attack the lion with a small kitchen knife and blind the two eyes. No matter wat it do you you will not die 3 Likes |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Tymax(m): 10:51pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
dytbabe: |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:55pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Idrismusty97: With bare hands like Samson in the Bible. Tear off its jaws . |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:59pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
krall: get two pieces of red cloth.pls dont play with this, cos dis lion might charge into the house any moment from now |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:59pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Nairalanders pls pray for me |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Nobody: 11:04pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
DickDastardly: Nairalanders pls pray for meAre you serious? |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by RoyalRoy(m): 11:05pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
0rex: Of course he is serious. PRAY for him bro. |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 11:07pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
i have made up my mind to charge at it. it you dont get an update in the next 10mins. that wil be it. i need your prayers now. here goes |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by remsonik(f): 11:08pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
krall: get two pieces of red cloth.Last supper things Op |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Nobody: 11:09pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
DickDastardly: Nairalanders pls pray for medon't forget to take a selfie of u being mauled by it or better still take a video. This world is over populated after all |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by Nobody: 11:10pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
RoyalRoy: |
Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(m): 11:14pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
I'm on top of the situation now......picture of the lion loading 1 Like |
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