Following the disgraceful 7-1 defeat of the Brazilian team by the Germans and a subsequent 3-0 defeat in the third place match against Netherlands, the Super Eagles of Nigeria have been bragging about their abilities and how they are better than the Brazilian team.

In an interview with the coach of the super eagles, Stephen Keshi, he had this to say “I am sure Nigerians are very proud of us. We went to Brazil and showed them that kaki no be leather. Many people were thinking we would not pass through the group stage but we disappointed them. The truth is that we could have beaten every team at the world cup but we had our strategy. For example, the reason why we didn’t beat Iran is the fact that some of our girls have already been abducted by Boko Haram and we don’t want our women to be abducted by Iranians then everybody will start chanting #BringBackOurWomen. As for France, we allowed them to beat us based on mutual agreement that in the next world cup they will also allow us to beat them without any stress. The only thing I regret is the fact that we didn’t get to play against Brazil. It is very painful for the SuperEagles because we would have shown our real worth with Brazil. Ordinary Germany played against Brazil and beat them 7-1. They only spelt BRAZIL with a full-stop. Now imagine what would have happened if a powerful team like ours, the super eagles, faced Brazil, we would have spelt BRAZILIAN HAIR. We are already looking forward to the next world cup and we pray to meet Brazil all the way so we can spell “ORIGINAL BRAZILIAN HAIR EXTENSION “.

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