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Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
[size=20]Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity[/size] Researchers say today’s Lord Almighty shares many traits in common with the chimp deity, including color vision and omniscience.
www.theonion.com/articles/biologists-confirm-god-evolved-from-chimpanzee-dei,35755/ 3 Likes
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Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Nobody: 3:40pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
In light of this irrefutable evidence, I hereby abjure atheism and implore other atheists-- mazaje, plaetton, qstar, EvilBrain, Seun, Scyllapatron, etc-- to do so. |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Onlinebizexpert(m): 3:49pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
hehe dis man sef |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Noah13: 4:08pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
So what this means is that God is a primate |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Noah13: So what this means is that God is a primateEvolved from a primate god. It is even in the Bible. We are made in God's image, and we evolved from ape-like creatures. It's a no-brainer that god himself evolved. |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by onetrack(m): 4:17pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Apatheist: However, God's behavior does not seem to have evolved. He's still giving cancer to children and allowing women to be molested.... 4 Likes |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by adanduka: 4:18pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
God save your people. |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Noah13: 4:19pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Apatheist: I guess this answers the question of how God came to be. |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
onetrack:Their fault for not paying their tithe. Heavenly scientists 1 Like |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
adanduka: God save your people.Aman! He will. He just needs your tithe to extend your stay in Paradise. |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Nobody: 4:24pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Noah13:No one can understand god, which is why they study him in the |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by missdebs(f): 5:57pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
na so crase dey start 1 Like |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by adanduka: 9:24pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Apatheist:I wonder who sold that lie to you |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
adanduka:Lie? It's been verified scientifically. |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by freethinker01: 10:07pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Apatheist:lol. indeed he's been 1 Like |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Genesis chapter 1 verse 1 - In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. verse 2 - The earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was moving over the surface of the waters. according to the christian bible, there was nothing on earth until Genesis 1:1 , my question to you is = where did the god-evolution take place?? your answers will bring forth my further contributions to the topic. have a nice day Sir. |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Scyllapatron: genesis 1 - 1 - In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.It seems you don't understand sarcasm. |
Re: Scientific Proof That God Is Real. Atheists Read. by Nobody: 10:45pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Apatheist: hahahaha!! , sorry Bro, i thought it was a subject to be handled noetically. nevertheless, keep the fire burning. i understand you better now. 1 Like |
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