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Please Judge This Matter..... by Shegman22(m): 8:00pm On Jul 15, 2014
I was in a taxi
chatting with my friend on whatsapp and
suddenly discovered that the man sitting
beside me was
reading my
conversation.Since I did not want to
embarrass the man,
i decided to change the topic of the chat;
Abeg oga, please
tell KabiruSokoto or Abu Qaqa that I
only took two of the
bombs we just manufactured for this
operation. Let them
know as well that I may find it difficult to
get to the target
place before the bombs explode because
there is terrible
traffic jam now but nevertheless, I
am sure casualty
figure will be high since we are five in our
taxiand all the
vehicles in the traffic will beaffected
too.We have less
than 3minutes for the bomb to go off bye- bye
and take care of my parents and siblings as
agreed. The Man,
without allowing the taxi to stop quickly opened
the taxi door and jumped out and
eventually died, pls
who killed him?
Re: Please Judge This Matter..... by abdoolorunwa(m): 8:50pm On Jul 15, 2014
He killed himself!
Re: Please Judge This Matter..... by SOUNDKING: 11:04pm On Jul 15, 2014
D league results in nigeria 15/07/14: boko fc _0 : Naija army utd. _1.
Apc utd: 0 ~ Pdp fc 2.
Chibok utd: 1 ~ Gej fc : 0

fixtures: predit nd win free ticket 2 sambisa forest stadium.....AMECHI FC Vs Rivers assembly utd.
Naija police fc vs Boko boiz.

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