postmann:


your reply has been delivered. or is there something else?

firstEVA:
oh there's always something else, I tot you would have a problem with the ass shaking

firstEVA:
oh there's always something else, I tot you would have a problem with the ass shaking

Lezzlie:
you keep at this sensual imagery, I'll assure you the chastity hurdle of the house pope will be considerably raised.

lezzlie .....

firstEVA:
hahahaha, my darling

Welcome back
Darktroll was banned I guess

Lezzlie:
Aye.

A south African female screamed for my favourite mod after being misled by my new handle.

How have you been?

firstEVA:
good, never been better for the past few months.

Lezzlie:
That's good to read after your lack of attention wailing

That means your eyes will have the extra shine than their usual illumination.

I used the time my ban offered to kick start my spousal age difference topic. Wanna read?

postmann:


of course i did. it couldnt have escaped me. but i didnt want to start. you might hv gotten choked.

i tried to explain it away, that you probably meant your whole body. but another thought said otherwise.
and its like i was right.

#onestepatatime

Lezzlie:
you keep at this sensual imagery, I'll assure you the chastity hurdle of the house pope will be considerably raised.

firstEVA:

postmann:

[s]
Fresh outta jail!
That was a long haul!
Probably deserving.

Even the screams of firstevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah was all swallowed up in 2 weeks deep tunnel of incarceration.

House Pope indeed.

TheSonOfMark:

_Firsteva, _Postmann and _Lezz : crazy love triangle. A never-ending drama.

Lezzlie:
Lolz, Nairaland's chief investigating officer

Postman, a brother, is the resident priest who wants to purge me of my sins online. Firstever, remains my burning flame.

The only requirement of postman is to join us in e-matrimony, instead of slogging to make a desciple out of me

The way he pops out of nowhere to cast out illusional demons use to be irking but now I find it amusing...as I suspect you do too by now.

I was just going through my Followed Topics and boom! I stumbled across another episode of the three-person comedy cyber-show.

TheSonOfMark:



The way he pops out of nowhere to cast out illusional demons use to be irking but now I find it amusing...as I suspect you do too by now.

I was just going through my Followed Topics and boom! I stumbled across another episode of the three-person comedy cyber-show.

Lezzlie:
Lolz, Nairaland's chief investigating officer

Postman, a brother, is the resident priest who wants to purge me of my sins online. Firstever, remains my burning flame.

The only requirement of postman is to join us in e-matrimony, instead of slogging to make a desciple out of me

postmann:


I see. But if I'm a priest where is my benevolence from?
e-matrimony? Your priest finds you e - unfaithful.

my office is still open for confession till 8pm.

Lezzlie:
[s][/s] Is it just me or does anyone else sees the broken letters that reveals a touch of personal reaction? Prudishly infantile with a need for self-validation.

postmann:


Your heavy handed reaction is a testament that the reverse is the case.

Lezzlie:
Get an e-life!!! And hump out of my back
Stop using me as your double lens telescope to see the virtual world.
You're a nauseating e-nuisance who smothers people to pass a message.
You killed your sermon long before you delivered it.
_fuck away Buzz off And be happy without me in the picture.
Stifler!!!

postmann:


I saw Lez warning. He was right.
So how're you? Still on high spirit?

firstEVA:
what warning? What's he right about my dear postmann?

Good evening, i am fine
The high spirit has normalized i'm just chilling this evening, nothing crazy going down, just chilling

postmann:


A wonderful evening/night to you too.

I expected the euphoria to have subsided from the party lastnight. And it's time to tell you what I should have said lastnight. Please don't say well, here he goes again! Because you probably expected how my reaction would be before you told me about your party.

Or am I making a pope out of you too, as your Love normally accuses me?


Feel free to tell me to shut my lips when the sermon becomes overbearing.

This is what I should have told you yesterday, but it would have been cruel to your 'high spirit' then. So now that your spirit has mellowed , please be served:

Amongst all your endowments or gifts, your sexuality has the shortest lifespan. It's the least reliable in achieving your long term goals.
It's like a quick, bright flame but can't get your meals done.
Like a faulty rocket, it dies at midlife even with all the fanfare and bang.

When put on a public display, (like in the party)
it attracts wolves who are mostly there for the taking.
And when it's all done, there's nothing left but smoke and ashes - all that was once a bright flame.

So let your strongest and long lasting endowments be on display most times.


Now I know you know all this in your head, maybe you just needed a reminder.

So if I be a soldier, then please be the city I take;
If I am Jonah, then please be Nineveh.



I hope I don't get hammered down by this