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| It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by JazzyJ(f): 5:26am On Oct 11, 2008 |
Because the year ONLY has 365 days. Typical academic year for a student: 1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313. 2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263. 3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. Days left 141. 4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126. 5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies & chewing properly swallowing) - means 30days. Days left 96. 6. 1 hour for talking (human is a social animal) - means 15 days. Days left 81. 7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days. Days left 46. 8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holiday s) - 40 days. Days left 6. 9. For sickness - at least 3 days. Days left 3. 10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left. 11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day?!?!?!?!? !?! Balance =0 "How can a student pass  ??"1 Like |
| Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by ituen(m): 6:16am On Oct 11, 2008 |
Esplendido!!!!!  Wish my teachers had see this earlier |
| Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by JazzyJ(f): 3:58am On Oct 13, 2008 |
yea lol |
| Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by ituen(m): 7:48am On Oct 13, 2008 |
Well don Jazzt for your reply |
| Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by JazzyJ(f): 8:25am On Oct 13, 2008 |
wish my mum knew dis |
| Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by ituen(m): 8:29am On Oct 13, 2008 |
if u like, mess the life of ur child up  |
| Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by JazzyJ(f): 8:46am On Oct 13, 2008 |
no nvr my dear joke joke section muz u tk it seriously? jokes |
| Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by ituen(m): 8:55am On Oct 13, 2008 |
i take everything serious, even jokes |
| Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by JazzyJ(f): 10:51am On Oct 13, 2008 |
hahahahha funny guy |
| Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Oct 13, 2008 |
good one lol |
| Re: It's Not The Fault Of The Student If He/she Fails by JazzyJ(f): 10:53am On Oct 13, 2008 |
thnx |
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