Hi am really bored and down now, am wondering if all u kuvuki got a joke that can make laff

here's the deal anyone that cracks my lafta cords gets to win my 20 doll bill

Hmmm. . . U must be desperate. . . . Ok I start

EHEM!





Mic test. . . . . Mic Test. . .
















Hallo?

my own boredom is just strting, being confined to my house cos of the local govt elections, well i guess i nid the laff too.

_{It is not even the idea of not going out that is bugging me sef, but the idea that  i am confined. Not that i plan on going anywhere sef}

But i am not paying half of the money sha

@ gabby

u can do better , pls lift my spirit up with a  good joke

I have no mood ohhh. . . Cause I am sad today

gabrywyl:

I have no mood ohhh. . . Cause I am sad today

hmmmm i guess u nid a good joke 2,


@ kuvuki

am sad none of u jokester can even help

paul dont be idle

Paul, cause not many of us are here sha. Thats why

Azo:

paul don't be idle

whats idle bout me giving up twenny bucks to anyone that can make moi laff

@ gabby

pls page em or sumtin, if i dont get a funny joke in 40 mins what happened in 1972 will repeat itself in this nairaland and it aint gonna be funny

Wetin happen in 1972?

At first I was just bored, but this thread is depressing.            
Where are the jokestars at?

I need a really good laugh. Be it from a picture, a song or a joke.

gabrywyl:

Wetin happen in 1972?

I closed down a nigerian forum called koboland over the same issue ooo

Hey, check this out. Stupid boys in da act.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK4bLMd0avU

wetin okija wan use joke for. u better return to ur shrine  

he is just bored ohh. . Like me sad. . . . Both is a negative emotion

idupaul:

I closed down a nigerian forum called koboland over the same issue ooo

O.k now that made me smile.    

Now I need to get to laugh!!  

Azo:

wetin okija wan use joke for. u better return to ur shrine  

All juju and no fun makes Okija an angry god.

Paul are you watching me? Hillarious huh? Than you can also watch the How to be Ninja

Okija_juju:

O.k now that made me smile.    

Now I need to get to laugh!!  

All juju and no fun makes Okija an angry god.

 now can some one make me laff, i just smiled

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know[b] I'm gonna get screwed[/b]!"

@gabry
why are u sad Gabry? want to help

@okija
Ok, I've got human part for sale at least thats business

If I see that joke one more time in my life again, I'll cancel my subscription.

Okija_juju:

If I see that joke one more time in my life again, I'll cancel my subscription.

Here Paul,I have one for you.

Q : Why did the chicken cross the road?

A : To get to the other side

Now,how do i get my money?I've earned it

Azo:

@okija
Ok, I've got human part for sale at least thats business

Dude you are so behind times. Nobody uses human parts anymore.
Abi you never hear of the guy wey go sacrifice 250million naira cash??
Meanwhile, today na election, so no busness transactions, just straight out chilling

dreday:

Here Paul,I have one for you.

Q : Why did the chicken cross the road?

A : To get to the other side

Now,how do i get my money?I've earned it

Dre does that joke come with a gun?? cos I just went from depressed to sucidal.

i will gratefully appreciete ur sacrifice .any amount

Now,how do i get my money?I've earned it

nah u didnt win jack!!  for a moment there i contemplated suicide because of the dryness of ur riddle

Azo, sorry for the late reply na. I am sad cause I watched a sad movie thats all.

Okija_juju:


Dre does that joke come with a gun?? because I just went from depressed to sucidal.

idupaul:



nah u didnt win jack!!  for a moment there i contemplated suicide because of the dryness of ur riddle

Thats the whole idea.I'm sure you know we're facing over-population issues.

dreday:

Thats the whole idea.I'm sure you know we're facing over-population issues.

i almost giggled, u got prospect to win ma twenny bucks

gabry its just a film nowwwww

Azo:

gabry its just a film nowwwww

You gabry groupie, this thread is meant for you to make us laugh. And you are doing the exact opposite.

Okija_juju:

You gabry groupie, this thread is meant for you to make us laugh.      And you are doing the exact opposite.

tell em man
@ kuviki land
una de fall plenty hands ooo