nikkypearl:
I tire o my brother!

anthony86: the timing was superb, there was no dull moment through out the duration of the song.This video took a lot of time the way Don jazzy was able to switch scene shows he is the doroboss

ALAYORMII: Saw this somewhere and decided to share it here

If you dont laff then ur problem is first grade



Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.

AdaEkube:
U xpect me 2 laugh @ur supposed joke,wen everytin I can see hia is yoruba.Is dis thread Nairaland Yoruba ??

AdaEkube:
U xpect me 2 laugh @ur supposed joke,wen everytin I can see hia is yoruba.Is dis thread Nairaland Yoruba ??

ALAYORMII:

You don't have to quote Mii to say this.

You could have just spare the two of us this narrative by just "Jump Am Pass"

Do you have to be tribal?

Samguine:

Ütütü öma. kedụ ka ọ dị?

Ladybluecash: I LOVE ds song die bt ds VIDEO na pure dOrOrAwBiSh. I prefer d 3DANCERS

AdaEkube:
Am nt bin tribalistic hia naa,d first paragraph captivated me cuz u termed it a must laugh joke onli 4 me 2 read down,cheii....see thick yoruba.

AdaEkube:
Am nt bin tribalistic hia naa,d first paragraph captivated me cuz u termed it a must laugh joke onli 4 me 2 read down,cheii....see thick yoruba.

tosag: If Dbanj wants to resurrect his career he better settle his beef with Don Jazzy. Both of them knows how to complement each other. But its obvious Dbanj has really gone down.