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Watching Football With Girls by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jul 23, 2014
Hmmm... MEN! Watching football with girls can
be very stressful... Imagine this:
Girl: Austin, who's that guy. Is it Chris Brown?
Boy: Chris gini no na, that's Theo Walcott!!
Girl: Hey! Whats the yellow card for?
Boy: its a warning to a player; and red means the
player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Girl: ohhhh! Its something similar to a traffic light:
Yellow - warning, Red - stop.
Boy: Yeah Yeah Sure... U r ryt..!
Girl: What about gren card?
Boy: ohhh! There's nothing like that in football.
Girl: Which teams are these?
Boy: Which kind whahala be this na!! God! Its
Chelsea and Arsenal. What again!
Girl: ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Boy: You no get eyesNo be red jersey be that?
Girl: ok... Which team is putting on blue?
Boy (upset)... Your father! You know no say na
Chelsea Olokun!
Girl: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world
cup.
Boy: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup where
you from sef?
Girl: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?
Boy: Hmmmmm... That's Arsenal coach Arsene
Wenger
Girl: ooh ok.... I understand now. Soooo that means
Chelsea coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Boy: You de mad!!! (Changes channel).
Hmmmm... Women, ehn.
Fri

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Re: Watching Football With Girls by NIGERIALOLoCOM(m): 6:55am On Jul 24, 2014
Though an old joke, it still got me smiling.
Re: Watching Football With Girls by tuffgongjo(m): 9:25am On Jul 24, 2014
Very funny,but not all gals are dumb when it comes to football.

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