Beautiful Girls are Ugly.

It’s a stretched oxymoron alright, but it’s indubitably the truth.

Just hear me out here.

“Inner beauty matters most” is the go-to quote for those of us who didn’t win the facial beauty lottery. But it goes beyond that. It’s a universally accepted fact. I guarantee you it wasn’t just a phrase coined by the president of the UPU (Ugly People Union, and yes, that’s a thing) to make its members feel good.

Beauty comes in different shapes and fashions (excuse the pun) and when it comes down to it, of what importance is outer beauty? Couple decades, a couple children pushed out, a little depression and voila! Beauty gone like a runs girl gone swimming. I think the only job of beauty is to lure every interested person into the arena of inner beauty.

Listen closely while I spit some depth.

Some inner depth…

Guys get tired of beautiful girls after making a ‘home run’ on them and realising that they have nothing to offer asides sex. Their lack of inner beauty makes them ugly (Now you understand the title, don’t you?) and the beautiful ones are still yet to be born.

Okay, that’s a stretch, but you get where I’m coming from. And if you don’t, let me explain…

A guy may try to avoid a girl he thinks is ugly the same way I would avoid a plate of beans without plantain, but his perception might be high jacked if he mistakenly hangs out with her frequently. (This is why they say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. This makes anyone who thinks you’re ugly the wrong beholder. And you may thank me for this nugget of wisdom later.)

Something about this ‘ugly’ female might capture him. May be her attitude, may be her charm, may be her wit, may be her sense of humour, may be that her IQ is higher than Snoop Dogg, may be how pretty she looks when he’s drunk, but something about her will capture him and he’ll eventually end up preferring her to that “hot chick”.

Don’t worry; I’ll get to the point.

Notice how the play boys run through loads of centrefold, model type chicks and then end up with the woman that are not half as fine as the chicks he smashed in his rookie days? Point made…

“Biologically, we follow our strongest suit.”

A man will definitely (try to) have sex with a woman that attracts him the most, and will definitely wife the woman that complements him the most. In some rare cases, they’re the same woman (lucky bastard) but usually, these two individuals are very different people.

A girl that can recognize her beauty prowess knows it’s a double plus considering she already has a bomb vagina that guys would love to kill for. If the average looking girl thinks she’s entitled to some good stuff just because she has a third armpit, the beautiful girl feels she has every right to get the best form of entertainment guys can provide.

Beautiful girls invest more on cosmetics than any other thing that can actually better their life, they believe their face can make up for any blunder; their brain is as void as the world in the beginning.

You go on a date with one of these chicks and the conversation is as one sided as a sermon. They are the type of girls that would make a guy feel like a C.E.O  that has placed a vacancy notice on news papers on the first date because the conversation would strike a clear resemblance with an interview session.

“Yes”, “No”, “maybe” are the few words she can offer because she’s too pretty to talk too much.

I’ve said too much. And I’m sure you can feel my hurt through the letters. I’m also doubly sure that you agree with me when I say…

 

Beautiful Girls are Ugly.

 

-Jazizi

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Interesting

So let me clarify.
Are you insinuating that all beautiful girls do possess ugly personalies, while ugly girls are the one's with the good sense of humor and wittiness in them?; cos it goes both ways; if you haven't realized such yet.
So I'd suggest you do a lot more research.. You still have a long way to go .Home run indeed.

Ugly Indeed!!!!! If the beautiful ones are ugly and the real beautiful ones are yet to be born, then what are the ugly ones?


SAW

glitest: So let me clarify.
Are you insinuating that all beautiful girls do possess ugly personalies, while ugly girls are the one's with the good sense of humor and wittiness in them?; cos it goes both ways; if you haven't realized such yet.
So I'd suggest you do a lot more research.. You still have a long way to go .Home run indeed.

I'M not responsible for what you understand,... and if You have a beef with the poster follow the link and kill him there.... peace

Profound words Jeffrey Jamez ....but interesting read.

But I beg to disagree... to agree is to say that I'm not pretty because we both I'm brainy, witty and a lil nerdy

But on a serious note, when one considers one's physical look as the mojo, one tends to become way too shallow.

JeffreyJamez:


I'M not responsible for what you understand,... and if You have a beef with the poster follow the link and kill him there.... peace

Honestly though, that guy generalized in the weirdest way possible.

JeffreyJamez:


I'M not responsible for what you understand,... and if You have a beef with the poster follow the link and kill him there.... peace

People who create/ post such topic, are well aware that topics like this does generate controversy; but do so, because they strongly believe they have proofs, from their research to back it up.

So I suggest you do not post such crap if you aren't ready to back it up.

#peace to you also#

PrettySpicey: Profound words Jeffrey Jamez ....but interesting read.

But I beg to disagree... to agree is to say that I'm not pretty because we both I'm brainy, witty and a lil nerdy

But on a serious note, when one considers one's physical look as the mojo, one tends to become way too shallow.

Lol I know you are hence:

A man will definitely (try to) have sex with a woman that attracts him the most, and will definitely wife the woman that complements him the most. In some rare cases, they’re the same woman (lucky bastard) but usually, these two individuals are very different people.

glitest:




People who create/ post such topic, are well aware that topics like this does generate controversy; but do so, because they strongly believe they have proofs, from their research to back it up.

So I suggest you do not post such crap if you aren't ready to back it up.

#peace to you also#

I don't think you read it with an open mind..... if you did you won't call it crap.

UjSizzle:
Honestly though, that guy generalized in the weirdest way possible.

Lol I know

JeffreyJamez:

I don't think you read it with an open mind..... if you did you won't call it crap.

Well!!!..I apologize for calling such topic a crap, but then again, disagree with whatever findings of who ever created this topic .....Its down right false and disrespectful.

glitest:


Well!!!..I'm apologize for calling such topic a crap, but then again, disagree with whatever findings of who ever created this topic .....Its down right false and disrespectful.

Your sense of humour is non-existent......SMH

glitest:


Well!!!..I'm apologize for calling such topic a crap, but then again, disagree with whatever findings of who ever created this topic .....Its down right false and disrespectful.

Beautiful girls ugly? Huh?

glitest:


Well!!!..I'm apologize for calling such topic a crap, but then again, disagree with whatever findings of who ever created this topic .....Its down right false and disrespectful.

Beautiful girls ugly? Huh?
Clueless

JeffreyJamez:


Your sense of humour is non-existent......SMH

Fortunately for me, I do have a sense of humor; I just don't see any humor, nor do i find anything comical about this topic.
Perhaps you're seeing this from a different perspective,
due to the fact that you are of a different sex/ gender; Thus, you cannot seem to find the offence about such topic, because it wasn't applied to your sex?.

Kentnickole:
Beautiful girls ugly? Huh?
Beautiful girls ugly? Huh?

You really were trying to prove your point, that you had to quote me twice?...SMH.

glitest:

Fortunately for me, I do have a sense of humor; I just don't see any humor, nor do i find anything comical about this topic.
Perhaps you're seeing this from a different perspective,
due to the fact that you are of a different sex/ gender; Thus, you cannot seem to find the offence about such topic, because it wasn't applied to your sex?.

I'm not a "gender equality freak" neither I'm I a "gender generalizer" so stuffs like this don't move me irrespective of gender.... I only found it funny and true,in a way, so I decided to share.

glitest:



You really were trying to prove your point, that you had to quote me twice?...SMH.

Not my fault... Lols.
Keep tickn "like" for u

glitest:



You really were trying to prove your point, that you had to quote me twice?...SMH.

No. am a lil confused myself. How can one be beauriful nd ug at dsame tym?

JeffreyJamez:

I'm not a "gender equality freak" neither I'm I a "gender generalizer" so stuffs like this don't move me irrespective of gender.... I only found it funny and true,in a way, so I decided to share.

I never metioned nor insinuated that you were a " gender equality freak" nor a "gender generalizer'?.

The first had no corolation what soever to what I mentioned earlier, because this topic wasn't on male vs female personalities.
The second term..."Gender generalization"?Really!!! S.M.H.

I meant that perhaps, you weren't taken back by the topic, because it wasn't directed to your gender, which I absolutely do think is the case.

glitest:


I never metioned nor insinuated that you were a " gender equality freak" nor a "gender generalizer'?.

The first had no corolation what soever to what I mentioned earlier, because this topic wasn't on male vs female personalities.
The second term..."Gender generalization"?Really!!! S.M.H.

I meant that perhaps, you weren't taken back by the topic, because it wasn't directed to your gender, which I absolutely do think is the case.

Ok ma

Kentnickole:
Not my fault... Lols.
Keep tickn "like" for u

Hmm!!..Thanks.

JeffreyJamez:


I'M not responsible for what you understand,... and if You have a beef with the poster follow the link and kill him there.... peace

chineke!!!

Kentnickole:
No. am a lil confused myself. How can one be beauriful nd ug at dsame tym?

I get the fact that one can be beautiful in terms of appearance, yet ugly when it comes to personality. ( which by the way, is the answer to your question).What I do not believe, is that all beautiful guys do possess ugly characteristis...Cos there are some ugly girls who have ugly attitudes, and there are some with the most wonderful personalities; Same goes for beautiful girls too.
Vice versa.

glitest:


Hmm!!..Thanks.

Are you still avoiding me because of what I did yesterday evening,even though I have apologized?


Damn!

JeffreyJamez:

Ok ma

Okay!!....You're welcome by the way.

JeffreyJamez:

Lol I know

There are some funny asssed shiit on that site sha. I don laff tire

UjSizzle:
There are some funny asssed shiit on that site sha. I don laff tire

Lol I know right!,

Would have love to read it but I hate comprehension passages. Can any one give me a summary

glitest:


Okay!!....You're welcome by the way.

For?

JeffreyJamez:

For?

For nothing; Actually.

glitest:



For nothing; Actually.

Lol you are a handful! "