1). The rich get richer and the poor get children.

2). I love my job. Only when I am on vacation.

3). I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I certainly don't fornicate my only short-coming is that I lie a lot.

4).Those who pretend to know-it-all are annoying to those of us that do.
5) When a couple is arguing over who loves who more,the one who gives up is the one who does.

6).Have you ever met some one that changed your life? Me neither.
7) A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer
knows the judge.
8}.Bad Spellers Untie! . 9). I’m looking forward to regretting this
10). Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I’ve yet to
figure out why
11). Many people quit looking for work when
they find a job.
12). I’d explain
it to you, but your brain would
explode.
13). If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you.
14). A wise monkey never monkies with another
monkey’s monkey!

15). §omewhere There’§ §omeone Who Dream§
Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That
Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely,
Remember It’s True: §omebody, §omewhere Is
Thinking Of You
16). Never start frowning because you never
know who’s falling in love with your smile
17). Well if I called the wrong number, why did you
answer ?
18). There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just
pray it’s not a train.
19). Last night I was looking at the stars and I
was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
20). YOU laugh because i m different i laugh
because you’re all the same. ! hehehe
21). To the world your just one person but to one
person you could mean the world
22). Do u believe in love at first sight? or should I bite?

Op at no 22 are talking about suarey?

Number 4,5 and especially that one that says: "i'm looking forward to regretting this"...gat me laffing *falls into folawiyo's tank farm*
BTW, op, arrange ur post...especially the numbering, if u want it to make the frontpage .

this #7 is just like

na the person wey pass book shabi book

caseless: Number 4,5 and especially that one that says: "i'm looking forward to regretting this"...gat me laffing *falls into folawiyo's tank farm*
BTW, op, arrange ur post...especially the numbering, if u want it to make the frontpage .

. Am glad you like it. My broda e be like nairaland get e own ms-word o. The post seemed well numbered while preparing it.

Ezedon: Op at no 22 are talking about suarey?

. LOL na you know o.

Teflony: . Am glad you like it. My broda e be like nairaland get e own ms-word o. The post seemed well numbered while preparing it.

na so. Jst arrange am small

caseless: na so. Jst arrange am small

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Finally figured it out. How do you like it now.