Some Girls will buy a second hand Blackberry
and still they will be asking:
"How did you get my PIN".... The former owner
na GHOST...

* How can a pastor be preaching about charity &
Generosity then put Password on church Wifi?
Nawa oo

** A prefect girl Doesn't bother, Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others, Doesn't lie, Doesn't cheat, Doesn't nag.... & ..... Then they don't exist.

* Dear girls that bleach, when you get to Heaven
on Judgment Day and your face doesn't match the one on Angel Gabriel's laptop!
DO NOT ARGUE GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.

* May God remove the front teeth of my enemies
so that by their smiles i shall know them...

I cant smile to this thread cus i'm not an enemy

lolz add more n this world be front page material

The pastor part got me laughing.

U go see ur old class mate wey black before don fair, tell her say she dey bleach...... she go begin say he'll no,I don't use cream I use Baby oil or palm kanel oil

U wanna go buy swift 4G or go recharge, dem go key pass there wifi, after dem go see I stingy to open ma wifi

Gals go dey do like say dem no dey mess yet Na der mess smell pass

I wonder if my ex is still alive because back then he said he can't live or breathe without me. Guys can lie!

Repteam:
I wonder if my ex is still alive because back then he said he can't live or breathe without me. Guys can lie!

I knew u would find a way to ditch guys

Repteam:
I wonder if my ex is still alive because back then he said he can't live or breathe without me. Guys can lie!

my ex said she will never leave me for another or cheat on me,that if she do,she will die,yet she is till alive sitting beside her grave

Fantasywrita:

I knew u would find a way to ditch guys

But its the truth

bastien: my ex said she will never leave me for another or cheat on me,that if she do,she will die,yet she is till alive sitting beside her grave

I didn't get ur joke.

Repteam:
I wonder if my ex is still alive because back then he said he can't live or breathe without me. Guys can lie!

I am ur ex! and yes am still alive, do you remember when you told me that Chief was your father's brother uncle, I believed u until you became his fifth wife. I had to move on Dear......

Repteam:

I didn't get ur joke.

I'm not a comedian

bastien: my ex said she will never leave me for another or cheat on me,that if she do,she will die,yet she is till alive sitting beside her grave

She is stl going 2 die,evn u sef will stl die sumday

edozie04: She is stl going 2 die,evn u sef will stl die sumday

hmm Maybe she gonna die, cause I don die before

bastien: hmm Maybe she gonna die, cause I don die before

Haa!!!See ghost*runs out of thread*

edozie04: Haa!!!See ghost*runs out of thread*

well u wan run go? U forget say na ghost go first u reach der

bastien: well u wan run go? U forget say na ghost go first u reach der

Haa!!!oga ghost abeg nau,I get mama wey like me wella,get ex wey stl dy find my dickenchy,no vex I no go comment again

edozie04: Haa!!!oga ghost abeg nau,I get mama wey like me wella,get ex wey stl dy find my dickenchy,no vex I no go comment again

shortgun:
I am ur ex! and yes am still alive, do you remember when you told me that Chief was your father's brother uncle, I believed u until you became his fifth wife. I had to move on Dear......

Awww

Fantasywrita: Some Girls will buy a second hand Blackberry
and still they will be asking:
"How did you get my PIN".... The former owner
na GHOST...

* How can a pastor be preaching about charity &
Generosity then put Password on church Wifi?
Nawa oo

** A prefect girl Doesn't bother, Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others, Doesn't lie, Doesn't cheat, Doesn't nag.... & ..... Then they don't exist.

* Dear girls that bleach, when you get to Heaven
on Judgment Day and your face doesn't match the one on Angel Gabriel's laptop!
DO NOT ARGUE GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.

* May God remove the front teeth of my enemies
so that by their smiles i shall know them...

u try sha

Some girls with big big grammars, but when you see their results ehn, e be like BB pin F9D7E8D

When someone gives you a 50 minutes lecture about not wasting time

Dear face cream which gurantees to make you look 10 years younger. If I apply it on my 10 year old, brother will his face dissapear?

Repteam:
I wonder if my ex is still alive because back then he said he can't live or breathe without me. Guys can lie!

so far as d statement made u blush, it achieved its aim..some guys sha.lol

defendedvictim:
so far as d statement made u blush, it achieved its aim..some guys sha.lol

hmmmmm

Repteam:

hmmmmm