DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,

'I would have been released today.

“But sadly I wont be”

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i didnt say u r smart, i said faster, n its only today

supported tyty

smart and fast rhymes in my dictionary

romade:

supported tyty

typical of you

crap for ya self

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how can you him deary, are you both gay

romade is a she, while habi is a he, hmm?

u see that one for dream?

You no know say pple don dey see vision for nairaland?

Cool

nice one

so romade is the new female with the man's personality

@post
highly hilariouss i loving it

nice one

;d ;d

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because am cool, collected and calm

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k nor wahala.

which kain try u want?
mehn, accept the invitation before she changes her her mind

what if it is an invitation that lands him in trouble

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dani no fear. no be today we start dey see mallam and nama
take the bull by the horn. anything wey come out, take it as a man

and the lady by her skirt

lyke ya own skirt

princesa:

and the lady by her skirt

meaning what?

use ur number six

@dan
yeah but what is it to you
why are you opening those green teeth