(1) cracking jokes for 30 minute without nobody laughing
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(2) u dey walk with swag when u c ur ex on the street, unknowinly u fall inside a dirty gutter
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(3) u wanted to fart it mute when d tin sound puuuu! In a confrence meeting
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(4) u lie to ur girlfriend say ur father get house for lekki,ur girl took ur fone out. On ur phones is a new sms 4rm "MY FATHER". Kunle landlord has finally send me and ur mother out since yesterday, so if u wan come home for holiday u know that uncompleted building wey dey for d back of iya rebecca house, wey dey kill one thug inside am 4 lst year come to mit us 4 d last rum by left... AND UR GIRL SHOW U D MESSAGE