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ABOUT MYSELF!!! Can You Beat These? by Sennard(m): 6:42pm On Jul 29, 2014
Most people say dey dont know me so let me introduce ma self
REAL NAME: Bansley edot
NICKNAME : bansdot
HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from
live lions,catching bullets bare
hands, jogging up and down
mountain everest
MY RECORDS: Fought with a
dinosaur and broke its neck,
skinned a crocodile alive, held
breathe under water for
2months, 3weeks, 6hours,
5mins and 45seconds....traveled around the world in a
Day
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went
to heaven to charge my
phone, fluent in 10,920
languages, first male to land on
the sun
SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a
bowl of plastic fruit on
christmas day
EMBARRASING MOMENT:
Couldn't kill 100 bears with a
single punch though 99 died
instantly and the last one is
now an slowpoke
PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly,
when a cobra died after bitting
me and secondly when I
roasted a dragon at d backyard
with a lighter
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really
don't like bragging....
DATS JUST ME PAL
Re: ABOUT MYSELF!!! Can You Beat These? by Sennard(m): 6:46pm On Jul 29, 2014
name:Babatunde Tore .
Nick:Bature
hubby:oLOve going in and outta bomb blast,controlling thunder,touching life wire with bare hands,walking with only boxers in alaska,
ati beebeelo
Records:captured shekau[no loud am o] killed osama binladin <no tell ya neighbour o>
to be continued
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Re: ABOUT MYSELF!!! Can You Beat These? by robinicule(m): 7:18pm On Jul 29, 2014
brb

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