Nigerian and chelsea football star john mikel obi yesterday in an exclusive interview admitted that his performance in the just concluded world cup was below par but stated that he was not to blame for it. excerpts.
Steve: so mikel who is to blame 4 ur poor peformance?
Mikel: fifa of course.
Steve: hmm how so?
Mikel: I'll explain. When I came to brazil, I had 2 missions which I planned to achieve one after another in the proper order. They were. 1) help team nigeria qualify for the quarter or semis
2) Thereafter sample as many brazilian damsels time could permit (I have a weakness 4 Brazilian chicks).
But in d hotel we were lodged exposed us to unnecessary temptation. that made me misplace my priority. the girls present there were so delicious dat I succumbed d 1st day 2 one. And d problem iz dat as a strong man. I never go less than 5 roundz. This indulgence adversely affected me in matches. My speed dropped, my stamina/fitness dropped (30mins of play I was already panting) I couldn't even throw ma trademark defence splitting passes. What was fifa thinking allowing those seductresses into our hotel? Don't they know that some of us have high libido? That is poor planningon their part

my advice to you, send your c.v to recruitment@cbn.gov.ng , cause i can see you are jobless

why not ask mikel to gv u some money so dat u can start a life @ op?

@op . I heard Yabaleft is undergoing recuitment execise. I advise u to submit ur CV at once!

o p u b real opportunist get s life

blueto: @op . I heard Yabaleft is undergoing recuitment execise. I advise u to submit ur CV at once!

I belive you cuz u spent a long time in their insanity ward FOOL

seankafor: why not ask mikel to gv u some money so dat u can start a life @ op?

sorry bruv am not in d begging 4 alms business lyk u.

daryoor: my advice to you, send your c.v to recruitment@cbn.gov.ng , cause i can see you are jobless

dis thread is fp material but u wanna ruin it with ur negative energy. Enemy of progress.