A young businessman was seated next to an elderly priest on an airplane. Having a minor technical problem at the gate and the flight being delayed, the Captain apologized and announced that the airline would be buying a free round of drinks.

When the charming and very attractive flight attendant came by, the businessman ordered a double scotch. Then she asked the priest if he would like a drink. "Oh, no thank you," replied the priest. "I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol."

Halting in mid-swallow and dribbling scotch down his front, the businessman quickly replaced his drink on the beverage cart and replied, "Excuse me, miss, I didn't know I had a choice."

huh?

tragedy

@Scopium & Infobaba

You now have a choice to leave or stay.

Tell them oh

sigh** come push me na

make i help una, if you like come shoot them, boil hot water, pour them hot engine oil, even pour them acid sef, dey no go commot.

Scopium:

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@Scopium
THEN you are the ode akwukwo (Secretary).
_{I no fit push you!}

Okija_juju:

WTF!!

Was that supposed to be a joke.

arusi okija
are you missing road?

SAM MILLA:

arusi okija
are you missing road?

Missing road qua?? Mba O!!
I was only looking for a good laugh.

@ "Ojuju Okija"

Guy go get it elsewhere if you don't find it HERE

Elos Agos:

@ "Ojuju Okija"

Guy go get it elsewhere if you don't find it HERE

Na wah O!!

Ituen no tell me say ehn don employ lawyer keep here.

who be lawyer?

SAM MILLA:

who be lawyer?

No be Elos Agos

Lawyer ?

Okija
I just said you should laugh small and then look for where to laugh the loudest

I did Sciences in Sec.
Me and Govt.(Constitution)

Remember, it is only a matter of CHOICE!
Laugh small like this

pssttt

Showbobo

Open your mouth and talk.
I want to laugh real hard please.

Showbobo,where you dey since nah?
Police catch u 4 yahooyahoo again?

@poster

This cannot come from ituen that i know, there is a mix up i guess

dreday:

Showbobo,where you dey since nah?
Police catch u 4 yahooyahoo again?

No be only yahooyahoo. . . . . Na googlegoogle dem catch me for. . . . olodo like you

Elos Agos:

Showbobo

Open your mouth and talk.
I want to laugh real hard please.

wetin make i talk bros

Hmmn,so they really caught u.Thank God for Constable cbase.You for still dey chop beans for Panti now

una just dey complain meanwhile i never see laugh

ok?

dreday:

Hmmn,so they really caught u.Thank God for Constable cbase.You for still dey chop beans for Panti now

i pity u. . . I'm the Jailer You're the Prisoner