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When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(op): 6:38am On Oct 15, 2008
Scopium was a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

Finally, Scopium decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself.

So, one day, on the way home from work Scopium took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.

The next afternoon Scopium went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.

"Well," explained Scopium, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!"
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by JazzyJ(f): 6:40am On Oct 15, 2008
stop making fun of him oo!

poor scopium
nex tym i will beat the hell outta dem n ituen
i have a Black belt in taekwondo
self defense
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(op): 6:48am On Oct 15, 2008
Dont worry,

During ur turn, ur excuse wil be "I FORGOT MY KARATE GI"
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by Scopium: 8:22am On Oct 15, 2008
[size=13pt]If I catch you e! I know you claimed to be my number one fan, I just didn't know you were tripping this much.[/size]
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(op): 8:35am On Oct 15, 2008
Me ur fan?

Wen u cant defend urself?
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by JazzyJ(f): 8:45am On Oct 15, 2008
ituen
sad n sorry for himself
so he makes fun of odas
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(op): 8:51am On Oct 15, 2008
If scopium doesnt make a mistake, who will?

Scopium na role model for fcukups
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by JazzyJ(f): 8:54am On Oct 15, 2008
see u sef
scopium be role model for all miss n mr perfects

on bed i mean
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by Scopium: 12:48pm On Oct 15, 2008
[size=13pt]Tell him Jazz he'll never learn[/size]
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(op): 4:40am On Oct 16, 2008
na who dey deceive una abt e-romance?
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by dyabman(m): 4:54am On Oct 16, 2008
dont worry , very soon na E-AIDS
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by JazzyJ(f): 5:49am On Oct 16, 2008
hmmm
jealous peeps
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by dyabman(m): 5:50am On Oct 16, 2008
huh huh
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by JazzyJ(f): 5:55am On Oct 16, 2008
nvmd
weirded fren
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by dyabman(m): 5:57am On Oct 16, 2008
pop off
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by ituen(op): 7:57am On Oct 16, 2008
. . . and pop-out
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by Scopium: 1:13pm On Oct 16, 2008
[size=13pt]Odeshi[/size]
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by dyabman(m): 1:46pm On Oct 16, 2008
olele
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by Gabry(f): 2:29am On Oct 17, 2008
Obladi Oblada,
Life goes on. . . . . . BRA!
Oh oh oh how life goes on. . . cool
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by JazzyJ(f): 3:35am On Oct 17, 2008
@gabbry
lol

nice song tho
long tym i nvr listen to it
muz download frm ares
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by clemcykul(f): 11:05am On Oct 17, 2008
i dont mind listening too
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by tytylayor: 11:18am On Oct 17, 2008
scopium? learn? lai lai,
na eternal dumb huh
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by clemcykul(f): 12:00pm On Oct 17, 2008
stamped!
lmao grin
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by Nobody: 12:10pm On Oct 17, 2008
When Will Scopium Learn?

when he loss all his teeth sorry scopium lipsrsealed
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by clemcykul(f): 12:55pm On Oct 17, 2008
so he is toothless?? awww
no wonder he chews tyte stuffs wid his lips grin wink
Re: When Will Scopium Learn? by dani1luv(mod): 2:19pm On Oct 17, 2008
lol
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