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| Scopium's Divorce by tytylayor: 12:43pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Scopium walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked "May I help you?" Scopium said, "Yea, I want to get one of those day-vorce's." The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?" Scopium said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres". The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" Scopium said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I got a John Deere." The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" Scopium said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere." The attorney said: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit" Scopium said, "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear to the church on Sundays." The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" Scopium said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." Finally the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And Scopium says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her." |
| Re: Scopium's Divorce by Scopium: 1:14pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
[size=13pt]  It's very difficult to have a meaningful convo with Tyty[/size] |
| Re: Scopium's Divorce by tytylayor: 3:01pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
y me? na Jazz o |
| Re: Scopium's Divorce by romsky: 3:14pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
wat a disastrous client cant imagine wat God endures wen he prays to him |
| Re: Scopium's Divorce by tytylayor: 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Scopium's Divorce by bydot1(m): 6:48pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Hmmm  |
| Re: Scopium's Divorce by Arcani: 8:49pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Nice Dumie Opiumic Scopium |
| Re: Scopium's Divorce by lysaa(f): 9:25pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
| oh yeah? |
| Re: Scopium's Divorce by ElosAgos(m): 10:40pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Why Scopium?  And Tyty Who is the TRUE wife? |
| Re: Scopium's Divorce by ElosAgos(m): 10:46pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Or Tyty Where you the Advocate? |
| Re: Scopium's Divorce by JazzyJ(f): 2:45am On Oct 30, 2008 |
Actually we do have discussions CREATIVE DISCUSSIONS that oda ppl cnt undastand dats wut makes tyty jealous coz wen she was dating him she cud not stand him so she left him thinking no one else can date him but since i came in hehehehehe so she is jealous @scopium Wut God join 2geda let no man put assunder. na my turn o! i carry go oo! lolito |
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