a man found himself lost in a forest. after a few hours, he come upon a house. he knocked an was greeted by an old chinese man. "i'm lost" said he man. "can u put me up for the nite?"
"certainly" said the chimese, "but on one condition. i'll inflict upon u d 3 worst chinese tortures known, if u touch my daughter".
Thinkin that the girl will be old as well, the man said "ok". during dinner, the girl come down d stairs (stunningly beautiful) with nice figure. she was obviously attracted to d man because she cant keep her eyes off him toughout the meal. but the man behaved.
During the night, he cld bear it no more and he sneak to the girls room.

latter he returned to his room exhausted, but happy.
He woke up to feel a pressure on his chest.

opening his eyes; he saw a rock on his chest with a not that said: torture 1.
well thats pretty scrappy he said. if thats d best the old man can do, then i dont have much to worry about. he picked the stone, walk to d window and threw it out. as he did so he noticed another note that said:

torture no 2:"rock tied to left testicle"
in a panick he jumped after the stone to avoid betting injured. as he jumped he saw another note on the ground that said

torture no 3: "right testicled tied to the bedpost."

awww!

;d ;d ;d

Old school

dat surely hurts

Old school

post ur own new skool now

nice one

not half as funny as your after 5 eyes

you mean he's got after five eye?

Yes and 4 testicles

just like you have