A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic! Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Even God dugde, no be small thing

WOMAN = 100% PROBLEMS

GOD KNOW SEF

@don-faszzy, i know sey God go hiss when the guy go dey make those wishes. lol

@sylve,

how u take know, u chop witch?

na wah ooo.women don suffer oooo

jeovy be like say una just go mid term break cos e don tey small wey we see u for area

@@@@@parki

WHO ARE U REFERIN TO

use ur google dera . . . .jeovy is written in capiotal leters

Romade no go see this one o! na the one wey get my name beside am him go dey see.

ye ye fowl!

@@@@blissieng
@@@@@@@@Lolabbey
@@@@@@Romade
@@@@@ ben2000000000000001

why una hate una sef

i want to have brief meeting with 4 of u

una b like usa,iraq and taliban or pakistan


i b UN OFFICIAL

VENUE

SHERATON HOTEL - OFF IPAJA V.I ROAD,OTA

i no know dat place wey u dey talk so

if you send ticket, you go see me for there. . . not spending anoda dyme so that the like of Roma and studure can stand me up.

Afterall the person wey say 'once bitten 2ce shy' no miss road!