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MISCELLANEOUS HEALTH AND HILARIOUS POSTS by Sunbellar: 12:45am On Aug 01, 2014 |
Just saw this hilarious post on facebook: UNE 2014 EXAMINATION. Time: 1hr 30 mins Section A (Answer all questions, questions carry equal marks) 1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d reason for their kidnap? (20marks) 1b) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to who? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks) 2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks) 2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?(10marks) 3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones? 4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ? 5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ? 6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo? SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each) 1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more? 2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142) 3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ? 4. If your X-boyfriend/X-girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X? 5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant. SECTION C (Answer 2) 1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20Marks) 2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks) 3) What's the name of the lady that use to say "please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain too (20 Marks) NO SIDE TALK........................ Get all answers correctly. Exam starts NOW!! 7 mins 1. If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad youdon’t dress like that.” 2. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. 3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day. 4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go. 5. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for Rich men, you sef hustle and be a rich man let girls find you too. 6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505. 7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older than u, just stop calling him baby. and start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby 8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country. 9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll see a notice board say "man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25 10. Being a good person is like being a goal keeper, no matter how many goals u Save...People will only remember the ones You missed. 11. India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA won't allow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after every goal. 12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday. Cos it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity. 13. someone will just die with an Afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with a low cut. So Barbing salon dey that side? 14. Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self- defense 15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree? 16. New ways of crossing roads in Nigeria, check sideways 4 motors, & look up 4 plane-crash, & look down 4 bomb, & look back 4 kidnapp, and now run zig~zig 2 dodge bullets
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Re: MISCELLANEOUS HEALTH AND HILARIOUS POSTS by Sunbellar: 3:10am On Sep 24, 2014 |
Our journey began at Genesis through Exodus. On the way, we saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling loudly "Samuel,Samuel" . At a stage, the, first and second Kings of Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job, their brother. Then they noticed that Mr. Psalms was teaching his children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah and Jeremiah were engaged in Lamentation for Ezekiel and Daniel their friend. By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not around. Three days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah traveled in the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem . More also,Habakkuk visited Zephaniah who introduced him to Haggai a friend of Zechariah whose cousin is Malachi. Immediately after the old tradition, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John got involved in Acts with the Romans who were behaving like the Corinthians, who were also always at loggerhead with the Galatians. At that time too, the Ephesians realizing that the Philippians were close to the Colossians, suggested to the Thessalonians that they should first of all see Timothy who had gone to the house of Titus to teach Philemon his younger brother how to read and write Hebrew. On hearing, James asked Peter to explain to him how the three Johns have disclosed to Jude the Revelation of our Lord Jesus.Don't spoil d fun......pass it 2 bro and sis. 2 Likes 1 Share
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