CONVERSATION BTW EBOLA AND AIDS

AIDS: Bros na wah for you oo, u just come everybody they fear you like death, wia u get ur own from.

EBOLA: Ha ha ha, I been tell u that tym naa, say make u wait ,make u neva commot, u no gree, u rush come out, e no tey doctors tidy u...bt see me now, the patient dog, eats the fatest bone.

AIDS: na wahoo, everybody dey fear oo, no body dey near person wey u catch oo, but me, if i catch someone, no one go send, people go dey even chop wit am, hug am, even 'sleep' with am sef, without issue.

EBOLA: Bros i ready come, u know native doctor wey do ds juju for me? I dey pursue somebody sef even if im don die...u no fit carry person wey I kill from state to state like dat oo.

AIDS: Even hospital sef dey fear u oo, if dem carry ur victim come hospital, d hospital don close be that, bt me, everybody go dey go normally like say i no dey dia sef.

Ebola: Bros, no be me do u oooooo, na only u waka come naaa.

AIDS: ur case tire me ooo, I wan be like u oo, u just make me look like kindergarten. Even me dey fear u cos u fit catch me sef........but know sey, all these Ebola u are sharing, remember that 'dia is God oooooo'.

LMAO...this is funny!

Part 2


Aids: Have you heard about God?
Ebola: God kini?
Aids: The Alpha and the Omega.
Ebola: Henhen!
Aids: The Mighty Man in battle.
Ebola: Say ''watin''?.
Aids: The God ''wey dey'' win battles without standing up.
Ebola: Cut me the long story ''jor''.
Aids: I mean that, your time is up.
Ebola: ''Laughs in hysterical tone''.
Aids: The Lion of the tribe of Judah that cannot be caged. The first surgeon, ask Adam.
Ebola: Why has He not come and fight me?
Aids: He is a God of patient, ask Noah about the snail when it was entering the ark.
Ebola: [In a trebling voice] Does it mean my time is up?
Aids: No. It means our time is up.
Ebola and Aids: ''Crying in the background''.

The end.