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The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 10:38pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
chapter 1 1 Now it came to pass, on the day Jona was king over Naija and pobiya was king over the country east of Naija, the word of God came unto Maputohq, his prophet; 2. Say unto the naijan, I will send forth my peace upon my people naija. I will wipe out all thine enemies from the face of the earth. 3. There shall no Ebola virus be mentioned among thine dwellings, and the diseased of the liberians, I will take from amongst thee. 4. Only if thou shalt harken unto the commandments which I the lord have commanded thee this day. 5. Thou shalt cast out every evil; let no evil be found in the land which I, the lord have given unto you. 6. Only then will I hearken to your prayers and cleanse the land from all evil and thou shalt know that I the lord am God. |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 10:57pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
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Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Olusanya333(m): 10:59pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
maputohq: DONMAYOR19 ( m), mizxpensive( f), KarevwiteXo to what do i get dis mention |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 11:00pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Olusanya333: Xo to what do i get dis mentionI saw you over there and felt like calling you. |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Lorlaahlozz: 11:04pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Heard my name |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Olusanya333(m): 11:04pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
maputohq:Owk i'm here |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Olusanya333(m): 11:06pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Lorlaahlozz: Heard my namehello |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Lorlaahlozz: 11:12pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Olusanya333: helloHi |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 11:14pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Lorlaahlozz: Heard my nameyour name is so sweet |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Lorlaahlozz: 11:24pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
maputohq:No its lorlaahlozz nt sweet |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Nobody: 3:06am On Aug 04, 2014 |
Lorlaahlozz: No its lorlaahlozz nt sweet Listen to yasef, can't you perceive d sweetness? *Lorlaahlozz, Lorlaahlozz, Lorlaahlozz, Lorlaahlozz, Lorlaahlozz....till my voice fades out |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 6:00am On Aug 04, 2014 |
SammyHoe:oga Sammy...your boy dey hail ooo...the girl dey deny the sweetness of the name. |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Nobody: 6:13am On Aug 04, 2014 |
maputohq: No mind am. I once opened a thread because of that name Lorlaahlozz and oda names such as Elantracey, MunAKeyzZ and so on. It's time NL started paying ppl who have such beautiful username. Seun wia ar u? 1 Like |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Olusanya333(m): 7:56am On Aug 04, 2014 |
Lorlaahlozz: HiI believe you enjoy your night |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 8:14am On Aug 04, 2014 |
Olusanya333: I believe you enjoy your nightThis is a holy house. No talking to opposite sex. |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Olusanya333(m): 8:16am On Aug 04, 2014 |
maputohq:So talking to opposite sex is a sin |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 8:19am On Aug 04, 2014 |
Olusanya333: So talking to opposite sex is a sin...nope but look at those kids behind you. |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Olusanya333(m): 8:21am On Aug 04, 2014 |
maputohq: ...nope but look at those kids behind you.Where the kids |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 8:25am On Aug 04, 2014 |
Olusanya333: Where the kidsNo let me call them, them go vex. |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by Olusanya333(m): 8:32am On Aug 04, 2014 |
maputohq:call them |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 8:37am On Aug 04, 2014 |
Olusanya333: call themabeg ooo... |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:38am On Aug 04, 2014 |
Okay... What should I do? |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 11:50am On Aug 04, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz: Okay...say hello to the man of the year... |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:02pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
maputohq: Okay . And who's dis man of the year? |
Re: The Book Of Maputohq ( King James Version) by maputohq: 10:01pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:Maputohq. |
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