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Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 7:30pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Read This Out Loud!!! I dare you to try! To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published. Room Service (RS) : "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees." Guest (G) : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS : "Rye, Roon sirbees, morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??" G : "Uh, yes, I'd like some bacon and eggs." RS : "Ow July den?" G : "What??" RS : "Ow July den?, pryed, boyud, poochd?" G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS : "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" G : "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" G : "What?" RS : "An toes. July Sahn toes?" G : "I don't think so." RS : "No? Judo wan sahn toes??" G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means." RS : "Toes! toes!, Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" G : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS : "We bodder?" G : "No, just put the bodder on the side." RS : "Wad! ?" G : "I mean butter, just put it on the side." RS : "Copy?" G : "Excuse me?" RS : "Copy, tea, meel?" G : "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all." RS : "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy, rye??" G : "Whatever you say." RS : "Tenjewberrymuds." G : "You're very welcome."
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Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Baxilexi(m): 7:59pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
da wos lice,zainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sounds like one i know, the lady said you you you bleak fast. or the bleak fast is leady. |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 8:50pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Moyola, tenjewberrymuds, I rye the Oaks |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by spenchuks(m): 9:26pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Moyola has gone coocoo, tenjewberrymuds |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 9:54pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Baxilexi: Rabbi. . . . . |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 9:55pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
cbase: yu feri wenkum!!! |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 9:56pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
merci beaucoup mademoisselle |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 9:57pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
spenchuks: hehe. . .hv I? |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by spenchuks(m): 9:58pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
yes o! |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 10:01pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
O yes |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 10:01pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
cbase: awww!! Vous comprend/parle francais ? |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 10:03pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
spenchuks: cbase: egbami. . . hw mani yes!! ah hvnt gone coocoo o!! m yet 2 |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by spenchuks(m): 10:07pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
so when are u going to go |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 10:10pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
2nite probably |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by spenchuks(m): 10:12pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
ok. let me sleep before it she starts |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 10:16pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
wait nau |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 10:21pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Oya hao mani of yu kan do use yur head 2 break bricks,
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Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 10:25pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
I can use my head in many oda ways dan breaking bricks , like in the Junction wher bushes sprout |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 10:29pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
cbase: chei!! is dat whr yur mind is? |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 10:33pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
yep and many more places like, did you realize your posts just clocked next year, (2009)? |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 10:34pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
haha. . . cbazee o |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 10:41pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
a kiss would do just fine |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 10:48pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
c ya mouth lyke kiss. . . . take diz |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 10:52pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
oh, I just asked for a french kiss, like brothers and sistas in christ and you want it deep, see you even wan may we do tongue, na wa oo, oya na |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 11:06pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
haa datz 4 yu |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 11:08pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
I love u too |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 11:20pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
u wont kill me 2day |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 11:24pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Sharing Nuts On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucket with nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence. Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered. "It's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery." He cycled down the road as fast as he could and found an old man hobbling along with a cane. "Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls." The man said, "Shoo, you brat, can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as it is." But after several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence, they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's find out if we can see the devil himself." Shivering with fear, they peered through the fence, but they were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought-iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Satan. At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done." They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy.
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Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 11:30pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
I always Knew Sam Milla Could run despite his Grey hairs but If i was told he would reach the village 5minits b4 me, I no go belive am. |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by dreday(m): 11:42pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
cbase: It's official.cbase has a one track mind |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by cbase: 11:51pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
cbase here, cbase there, what has cbase don? |
Re: Crossing The Language Barrier by Moyola(f): 11:58pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
cbase: |
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