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Ebola Madness by ijekul(m): 8:12am On Aug 05, 2014 |
EBOLA: THE SPIRITUAL IMPLICATIONS. 1. Pastors now find it difficult to lay 'anointed' hands on their members. (who wan die). 2. We now have security men and medical personnel at the church gate, making a simultaneous check for bombs and ebola. 3. The sitting arrangements in our churches these days is such that you leave a sit next to your neighbor before you take yours (distant fellowship) 4. People no longer dance forward to drop offerings. Instead,they line up like soldiers, spacing up for a wonderful 'match-parade' as armies unto the Lord. 5. Even the ushers fumigate the offerings and wear their own hand gloves before counting God's money. 6. Cell phones must be switched off thoroughly as the pastor just announced that this deadly ebola virus could be transmitted through bluetooth. 7. All the ministers and choir members now come to church with personal microphones as its now - "all man for his mic". 8. The Liberian branch of the church has been ordered from our Abuja headquarters to announce to their members not to bother making it to the forthcoming 'fire-convention' as God is everywhere and would reach them at the point of their need. 9. And finally, inviting you for a power-packed, thunder-storming programme tagged "EBOLA NIGHT". It'll be a wonderful time of divine re- awakening against ebola...for this particular night, don't worry about the move of the anointing as our firebranded pastor will be ministering live from his spirit-filled office. COME ONE,COME ALL. |
Re: Ebola Madness by SmileyEvents: 10:38am On Aug 05, 2014 |
Have u heard? Immigration officers abandoned their post at Heathrow Airport & ran in panic as the landing card of a female passenger from 9ja had 'E.Bola' written on it. The lady chose to write a shorter version of her name instead of her full name 'Egunjobi Bolajoko'. Have a great day ahead y'all... |
Re: Ebola Madness by ijekul(m): 10:51am On Aug 05, 2014 |
SmileyEvents: Have u heard? Immigration officers abandoned their post at Heathrow Airport & ran in panic as the landing card of a female passenger from 9ja had 'E.Bola' written on it. The lady chose to write a shorter version of her name instead of her full name 'Egunjobi Bolajoko'. Have a great day ahead y'all... Lwkmd...me for follow run o |
Re: Ebola Madness by teebabsman(m): 12:00pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
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Re: Ebola Madness by Funniez: 12:18pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
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Re: Ebola Madness by McWhillion(m): 5:32pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
See what Ebola has caused now, I switched on my Nokia phone this morning and the two hand refused to shake each other 2 Likes |
Re: Ebola Madness by holyboss: 6:01pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
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