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Manchester United Fans Open Church Of Van Gaal by FNNEWS: 11:51am On Aug 05, 2014
Over the top Manchester United fans have rented out an incomplete building in Ikeja, Lagos, Nigeria after Manchester United’s 3-1 victory over Liverpool in the 2014 edition of the International Champions Cup; a preseason tournament held across various states in the U.S.

According to various sources, branches of the church have also been opened across England with United fans calling Van Gaal the “Flying Dutchman Jesus.”

It has also been reported that faithful members of the church of Van Gaal started working on the Van Gaal bible after the Netherlands’ 5-1 win over former world champions, Spain, in the 2014 World Cup hosted in Brazil.

Based on a few pages derived from a draft of the Van Gaal bible, Manchester United fans base their faith on the fact that Van Gaal’s Netherlands team came third in the just concluded World Cup, the number 3 being equal to the third day that Jesus of Nazareth rose from the dead.

United fans have also prophesied that Van Gaal was sent from above to lead them to a “World Cup win”.

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