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Funny Nollywood Observations by FemiTheCritic(m): 11:57am On Aug 05, 2014
Here is the list of some funny observations about
Nigerian Nollywood movies.
1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in
Nollywood. How is it actually possible?
2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look
"left and right" before crossing the road?
3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love?
4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run
mad immediately after their confessions?
5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the
70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson?
6. Why must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie
without a visit to the 'Baba'?
8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten
Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood
movies.
9. "15 years ago" , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using
a Blackberry Bold 5.
10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle,
they always make it. Really?
11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as
Ramsey Noah's dad?
12. It's quite a strange thing
to hear from a blind woman: "I'm happy to see you,
my son". Lool

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