A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country.

He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to
Germany Hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put
you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails
for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for
the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out
the USA Hell as well as the Russia Hell and many more. He discovers that
they are all similar to the German hell Then he comes to the Zimbabwean Hell
and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in
an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Zimbabwean devil comes in and whips you for the rest of
the day.
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not
work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable
to sleep on. And, on top of it, the Zimbabwean devil used to be a civil
servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private
business."

SO YOU SEE, IT PAYS TO BE A ZIMBABWEAN!!

Am I suppose to Laugh at this?

this is actually a Nigerian joke with the name switched around. Its obvious the average Zimbabwean is not as smart as a Nigerian. There are no civil servants in Zimbabwe, only Mugabe servants.

@ Sean 21.

Who said you're supposed to laugh! Does this sound like a joke to you! Get a life "you silly little twit"

Mpele:

@ Sean 21.

Who said you're supposed to laugh! Does this sound like a joke to you! Get a life "you silly little twit"

Did I offend U South African Boy?

South Africans aren't known as very good jokers, amongst many other things. . . . .