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So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by RSA(m): 2:03pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to Germany Hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA Hell as well as the Russia Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell Then he comes to the Zimbabwean Hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Zimbabwean devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And, on top of it, the Zimbabwean devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business." SO YOU SEE, IT PAYS TO BE A ZIMBABWEAN!! |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by SeanT21(f): 6:16pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
Am I suppose to Laugh at this? |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by dauda2: 6:24pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
this is actually a Nigerian joke with the name switched around. Its obvious the average Zimbabwean is not as smart as a Nigerian. There are no civil servants in Zimbabwe, only Mugabe servants. |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by blackspade(m): 5:15am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by Mpele(m): 9:55am On Oct 22, 2008 |
@ Sean 21. Who said you're supposed to laugh! Does this sound like a joke to you! Get a life "you silly little twit" |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by SeanT21(f): 2:30pm On Oct 22, 2008 |
Mpele: Did I offend U South African Boy? |
Re: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by blackspade(m): 5:07am On Oct 23, 2008 |
South Africans aren't known as very good jokers, amongst many other things. . . . . |
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