Hello General,

How're you doing out there? Trust you're fine and in good spirit. My General, I strongly believe you and your men are stylishly sending those ragtag idiots to the journey of no return, to have a date with the imaginary 72 virgins.

Sir, your forced absence from the public domain has created a serious vacuum, no thanks to the front-line blackout ingloriously red taped by the clueless, potbellied, red necked man in his announcement in Lagos recently. His pronouncement has denied Nigerians at home and in diaspora a credible source of news from the front line and the opportunity to show our appreciations to those thick skin men and women weathering the odds. God bless you all.

General, it may interest you to know that Mr. Oluk, sanctioned by the gang of clueless, potbellied, red-necked men, has failed to live up to expectation. Since you left, he has not told or show Nigerians a single gains made by the boys out there, whereas, his opponent chunk out news of grounds taken and outrageous number of people sent to their early grave. General, is Mr. Oluk on leave? His silence in the last few days is turning to be a grave yard silent.


General, it is high-time our technicians or mechanics or scientist develop a brain measuring barometer and thermometer, because the thinking of our red-necked men seems not to be in tandem with realities. The print and electronic media were agog with report of the headmaster saying that new uniform design would be given to the student very soon. He said, with the new uniform the operational failure of the students in their current examination would be curtailed. The headmaster and his egg heads failed to realize that putting on new uniform will not ensure success, the student needs new and modern physics materials and not the civil war physics materials.

General, I wish you a safe campaign out there and hope to hear from you soon. God bless and protect the men and women at the front line.

I miss General Sirusblack