Mom comes to visit her son Mwangi for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate Njambi,

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Mwangi's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Mwangi and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom' s thoughts, Mwangi volunteered," I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Njambi and I are just roommates." About a week
later, Njambi came to Mwangi saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,I' ve been unable to find the Ugali flour. "You don't suppose she took it,do you? " "Well, I doubt it, but I 'll email her, just to be sure "

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother, I 'm not saying that you did take the ugali flour from my house, I'm not saying that you did not take the ugali flour.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Mwangi.

Several days later, Mwangi received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son, I 'm not saying that you do sleep with Njambi, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Njambi. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the ugali flour under her
pillow by now.

Love,

Mum.

Moral of the Story, Don' t Lie to Your mother, especially if she is African!

I will try

. . . .you betcha

Two naughty boys, Sfiso and Melusi, stole a bag of oranges from their
home and decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot.
As they were scaling the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fall
out of the bag and were left behind at the gate. A heavily drunk man
on his way from a local tavern passed near the cemetery Gate and
heard the following:
One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.
He immediately sobers up and ran as fast as he could to the local
priest and said "Come with me to witness God and Satan sharing
corpses at the cemetery". They both run back to the cemetery gate and
the voices continue: One for me, one for you.
Suddenly one voice says: What about the two at the gate?
The priest was the first to run for his life!

first joke was food for thought

second one is "thoughts for food" then

@poster(1st joke), thats true you will alwayz be caught, But thats when you not smart enough.