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A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 12:08am On Oct 18, 2008 |
A man walks into a ladies apparel store and askes to buy a simple white bra for his wife. The sales clerk asks the gentleman what size he was looking for. He was perplexed and was holding his hands as though he was holding something and looking at them. The clerk wanting to help asked the man, "Are they the size of Grapefruit?" "No," said the man. "Much smaller." "Oranges?" asked the clerk. "No, smaller" said the man. "Eggs," asked the salesclerk. "Yes," said the man gleefully. "Fried!" |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by darequam(m): 12:23am On Oct 18, 2008 |
If i were to hit the nail on the edge i'l call u a fool cus nothing in d story has got anything to do with iteun. And am sure the eggsized boobs are similar in size with ur balls. |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 12:33am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Guy, English is not frustration piss off |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by dyabman(m): 12:43am On Oct 18, 2008 |
lol |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 6:08am On Oct 18, 2008 |
I rememba Ituen once posted this joke but I think it was for Jeovy and Princessa |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by dyabman(m): 6:09am On Oct 18, 2008 |
i no laff sef cos i no say dem don post am before |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by tammyswits(f): 6:10am On Oct 18, 2008 |
@info, wat the *beep*! |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 8:59am On Oct 18, 2008 |
@ gabrywyl ituen can't say it to my face that he has this joke b4 now @ tammyswits Fried! @ dyabman My man, help me donate some laughter na |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 9:05am On Oct 18, 2008 |
infobaba: Ok, we will see |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 10:15am On Oct 18, 2008 |
do those dark shades of urs let you see |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 10:19am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Are you colour blind? Its transparent in colour na |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 10:31am On Oct 18, 2008 |
transparent in colour |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 10:50am On Oct 18, 2008 |
U know nothing mehn |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 10:56am On Oct 18, 2008 |
No scrubs |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 11:05am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Huh |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by dyabman(m): 10:40pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
DONATE! |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by ayusman16(m): 12:48am On Oct 19, 2008 |
Olofofobaba, U take style dull small. Na merix jokes u dey post about dey feel cool. anyway dem say the fried eggs resemble ur balls. |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 1:58am On Oct 19, 2008 |
Na ahhh. . . No eggs resemble to his balls. His balls be like Meat balls which they put in the Spaghetti. |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 7:23am On Oct 19, 2008 |
dyabman: Beta person ayusman16: |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by mykali(m): 6:08pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
ituen, will u ever change? |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 8:25pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
Bra freak |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by studio43(m): 8:28pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
@ituen, shey bra be the lambogini wey your mates infobaba and cbase dey buy ni? |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by darequam(m): 12:22am On Oct 22, 2008 |
@studio i think he's better than u wey de buy G-strings |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Bbeee: 12:32am On Oct 22, 2008 |
darequam: |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by BossTtdiamonds(m): 12:32am On Oct 22, 2008 |
@darequam. . . When did u start speaking english . . . . . . , . . But u hv to know it's not by force. . Info, take it easy. . Courtesy: Tope_teadr Aka B0ss ttdiamonds. . |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by darequam(m): 12:42am On Oct 22, 2008 |
@boss are u telling me u r Tope teadr cus i kno him to be wise and cool headed. By the way whats wrong with ma english sir |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by darequam(m): 12:42am On Oct 22, 2008 |
@boss are u telling me u r Tope teadr cus i kno him to be wise and smart. By the way whats wrong with ma english sir |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by clemcykul(f): 5:04pm On Oct 22, 2008 |
all this bra less people sef |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by princesa(f): 10:01am On Oct 23, 2008 |
@gaby it was actually sauce and ibkaye @info the terrible concussions are bad |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by clemcykul(f): 10:15am On Oct 23, 2008 |
slap the concussions ouuta his bald head |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by princesa(f): 10:20am On Oct 23, 2008 |
ok wooze him one slap |
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by clemcykul(f): 10:58am On Oct 23, 2008 |
GbosA! Dat was greattt lol give him anoda |
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