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A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 12:08am On Oct 18, 2008
A man walks into a ladies apparel store and askes to buy a simple white bra for his wife. The sales clerk asks the gentleman what size he was looking for.

He was perplexed and was holding his hands as though he was holding something and looking at them.

The clerk wanting to help asked the man, "Are they the size of Grapefruit?"

"No," said the man. "Much smaller."

"Oranges?" asked the clerk.

"No, smaller" said the man.

"Eggs," asked the salesclerk.

"Yes," said the man gleefully. "Fried!"
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by darequam(m): 12:23am On Oct 18, 2008
If i were to hit the nail on the edge i'l call u a fool cus nothing in d story has got anything to do with iteun.

And am sure the eggsized boobs are similar in size with ur balls.
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 12:33am On Oct 18, 2008
Guy, English is not frustration  undecided  piss off
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by dyabman(m): 12:43am On Oct 18, 2008
lol
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 6:08am On Oct 18, 2008
I rememba Ituen once posted this joke but I think it was for Jeovy and Princessa undecided
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by dyabman(m): 6:09am On Oct 18, 2008
i no laff sef cos i no say dem don post am before tongue
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by tammyswits(f): 6:10am On Oct 18, 2008
@info, wat the *beep*!
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 8:59am On Oct 18, 2008
@ gabrywyl

ituen can't say it to my face that he has this joke b4 now angry

@ tammyswits

Fried!

@ dyabman

My man, help me donate some laughter na embarassed
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 9:05am On Oct 18, 2008
infobaba:

@ gabrywyl

ituen can't say it to my face that he has this joke before now angry


Ok, we will see cool
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 10:15am On Oct 18, 2008
do those dark shades of urs let you see
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 10:19am On Oct 18, 2008
Are you colour blind? Its transparent in colour na cool
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 10:31am On Oct 18, 2008
transparent in colour
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 10:50am On Oct 18, 2008
U know nothing mehn cool
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 10:56am On Oct 18, 2008
No scrubs
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 11:05am On Oct 18, 2008
Huh
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by dyabman(m): 10:40pm On Oct 18, 2008
DONATE! grin grin grin grin
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by ayusman16(m): 12:48am On Oct 19, 2008
Olofofobaba,
U take style dull small. Na merix jokes u dey post about dey feel cool.

anyway dem say the fried eggs resemble ur balls. grin
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Gabry(f): 1:58am On Oct 19, 2008
Na ahhh. . . No eggs resemble to his balls. His balls be like Meat balls which they put in the Spaghetti.
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 7:23am On Oct 19, 2008
dyabman:

DONATE! grin grin grin grin

Beta person wink

ayusman16:

Olofofobaba,
U take style dull small. Na merix jokes u dey post about dey feel cool.

anyway them say the fried eggs resemble ur balls. grin


cool
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by mykali(m): 6:08pm On Oct 19, 2008
ituen, will u ever change? grin
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by MrInfo1(m): 8:25pm On Oct 19, 2008
Bra freak
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by studio43(m): 8:28pm On Oct 19, 2008
@ituen,
shey bra be the lambogini wey your mates infobaba and cbase dey buy ni? undecided
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by darequam(m): 12:22am On Oct 22, 2008
@studio
i think he's better than u wey de buy G-strings
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by Bbeee: 12:32am On Oct 22, 2008
darequam:

@studio
i think he's better than u wey de buy G-strings

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by BossTtdiamonds(m): 12:32am On Oct 22, 2008
@darequam. . . When did u start speaking english . . . . . . , . . But u hv to know it's not by force. .
Info, take it easy. .


Courtesy: Tope_teadr Aka B0ss ttdiamonds. .
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by darequam(m): 12:42am On Oct 22, 2008
@boss
are u telling me u r Tope teadr cus i kno him to be wise and cool headed.
By the way whats wrong with ma english sir
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by darequam(m): 12:42am On Oct 22, 2008
@boss
are u telling me u r Tope teadr cus i kno him to be wise and smart.
By the way whats wrong with ma english sir
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by clemcykul(f): 5:04pm On Oct 22, 2008
all this bra less people sef
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by princesa(f): 10:01am On Oct 23, 2008
@gaby

it was actually sauce and ibkaye tongue

@info
the terrible concussions are bad embarassed
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by clemcykul(f): 10:15am On Oct 23, 2008
slap the concussions ouuta his bald head
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by princesa(f): 10:20am On Oct 23, 2008
ok


wooze him one slap grin
Re: A Man Went Shopping For A Bra by clemcykul(f): 10:58am On Oct 23, 2008
GbosA!

Dat was greattt grin grin grin

lol give him anoda grin

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