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50 Ways To Meet Your Girlfriend's Demands When You Don't Have The Resources by xp17(m): 7:09pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
your girlfriend(s) has been making demands beyond your financial approach, here are the holistic solutions. 1- make a prior plan with your buddy to call you acting as your family doctor. walk into a bank, once it's almost getting to your turn, engage a call as follow. phone ringing you: pick the call , then say hello doctor (leave it on loud speaker) doctor : Mr seun , your medical result is ready. sorry you were tested for Ebola. you: ebo watin? doctor : Ebola na..eh please just come right away to my office and do not touch anyone. you: why won't I touch someone , no be person give me the Ebola. I'll touch anyone I see, including you (shouting on top of your voice) doctor: Mr seun , please do not for pete sake. you : I have already started touching people (just touch like 3 persons and watch the rest flee to leave the place isolated) then, bring out your backpack or ghana must go and grab as many naira Bills you can. trust me , it gonna work. 2- before I continue, I need to see if you guys are following. 2 Likes |
Re: 50 Ways To Meet Your Girlfriend's Demands When You Don't Have The Resources by jotey(m): 10:54pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
lol continue jawe |
Re: 50 Ways To Meet Your Girlfriend's Demands When You Don't Have The Resources by coolest0(m): 11:14pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
In PEJ voice, "CONTUNU" 1 Like |
Re: 50 Ways To Meet Your Girlfriend's Demands When You Don't Have The Resources by Superstar007(m): 8:15am On Aug 09, 2014 |
okay, Continue |
Re: 50 Ways To Meet Your Girlfriend's Demands When You Don't Have The Resources by Justeenaleo(f): 5:49pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
And he didn't continue |
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Re: 50 Ways To Meet Your Girlfriend's Demands When You Don't Have The Resources by Nobody: 11:28pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
Lmao! The way them go take beat you forget Ebola OP, your life will never remain the same again. Sha continue o |
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Re: 50 Ways To Meet Your Girlfriend's Demands When You Don't Have The Resources by xp17(m): 5:09pm On Aug 24, 2014 |
sorry everyone for not continuing. I had to abandon this thread because, one of mod seun, mynd44, jaybee3 or farano moved it from its original section to joke section. abeg, make una no vex. |
Re: 50 Ways To Meet Your Girlfriend's Demands When You Don't Have The Resources by Nobody: 8:15pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
^^^ can u blame them |
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