emeka94: Hahahahahaha.
O boi I don laff tire. Choi.
Dis reminds me of my mum. D woman to dey like form modern woman na so she dey carry big samsung galaxy note 2 dey waka everywhere.
She dey use lol, lmao, smh, wtf, owk, Bleep u, idiat(idiot), tamagant(I don't what dis one means, na only she knw d meaning but it has become my family's way of calling somebody stupid) .... Infact anything we do she copies and I fit swear dat she doesn't knw d meaning. If my sister pout for picture, my mama go pout. I sag, she don go find her short sag. Yesterday She asked my sister how much pikini (her own way of calling bikini) is. Na me dey suffer am cos na only me dey huz wit her, so everybody be like "Emeka stop corrupting our mother." But am innocent oh!!!!! Mom keeps the family chat on whatsapp fun n lively.
But I've come to realise that although its often funny but she's in her own way trying to show us how silly some of the stuffs we do are. And how happy u can be by making loved ones laff and d beauty of staying young- at heart- with your children

Love her a lot(s) tho.

Won't be surprised if your mom is an active member here on NL, come dey yab pesin anyhow

Is there a reason all these messages came from just mothers?

mehn all this ones na for yankee people. normal conversation between me and my dad.

Dad: what do you mean by your money has finished? you know am now retired. my friend dont disturb me o

Me: sir the last time u sent me money was a month ago. tp takes more of my money, besides it was just 15k u gave me

Dad: if 15thousand naira is "just" , i dont see any reason why i should be disturbed. i just sent something to you. who is tp?

How come ALL the messages occurred on WhatsApp with an AT&T phone? I'm thinking someone added a friend as 'Mom' or 'Mama' to create this.

Oh mai God!!!! I can't stop laughing. I wish I have this type of a mum, all I need to do when am down, stressed up, frustrated or want to have a really nice time is to send her a msg and wait patiently for her reply. What an amazing parent, no room 4 a dull moment.

me and my mum texting:

Me: nnem oma, opotomanto mama, nne anyi je aga mba. i love u ma.

Mum: hapum aka now, ewegim ego. how are you, did you take those drugs?

Me: hhahahaha...owu na sam here bad. yes i took the drugs, am strong now

Mum: 902477518206. come back home, school has closed.

Where's the joke?

So so so funny.

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MARKone:



Won't be surprised if your mom is an active member here on NL, come dey yab pesin anyhow

Lolzz
Is possible

emeka94: Hahahahahaha.
O boi I don laff tire. Choi.
Dis reminds me of my mum. D woman to dey like form modern woman na so she dey carry big samsung galaxy note 2 dey waka everywhere.
She dey use lol, lmao, smh, wtf, owk, Bleep u, idiat(idiot), tamagant(I don't what dis one means, na only she knw d meaning but it has become my family's way of calling somebody stupid) .... Infact anything we do she copies and I fit swear dat she doesn't knw d meaning. If my sister pout for picture, my mama go pout. I sag, she don go find her short sag. Yesterday She asked my sister how much pikini (her own way of calling bikini) is. Na me dey suffer am cos na only me dey huz wit her, so everybody be like "Emeka stop corrupting our mother." But am innocent oh!!!!! Mom keeps the family chat on whatsapp fun n lively.
But I've come to realise that although its often funny but she's in her own way trying to show us how silly some of the stuffs we do are. And how happy u can be by making loved ones laff and d beauty of staying young- at heart- with your children

Love her a lot(s) tho.

I try never to quote over-long comments but yours was so endearing I had.... I think your mum has got herself a lovely son

you r the reason why nigeria cant discover the cure for ebola. blaady thief

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Agybabe: Where's the joke?

check in the joke section, it should be hiding there.

Agybabe: Where's the joke?

A very large chunk of your humanity is missing
@Topic: really cracked me up esp the mom whose finger was covering the lens

mayapop: 2! 3! and 5!

10 too

Lol

very funny

missdebs: and how does dis cure ebola

Thank you !

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TheMatrix3:
A very large chunk of your humanity is missing

prettiest1: check in the joke section, it should be hiding there.

Ignoring some quoters since 150 B.C

softsparkyy: Hilarious!

huh! When davey calls. U mustu answer.....





how r u. U travelled?

daveP: huh! When davey calls. U mustu answer.....





how r u. U travelled?

Nope just busy my dear.

nassyblue: Not Nigerian Moms Though!

How many nigerian moms know how to text (or evin use an iphone)

my mum tho, I didn't even know wat to reply

We must understand the pains our parents go through just to be sure they are still our parents and to prove they also understand our 'youthly' culture.

We will all soon get there.

smurfy: 6.

funniest one

Agybabe:

Ignoring some quoters since 150 B.C

lol since 100 B.C

PrettySpicey:

I try never to quote over-long comments but yours was so endearing I had.... I think your mum has got herself a lovely son

She sure does. Thanks a lot

sammyjay3: Shey make i begin dey cry? Abi make i dey laugh?

See jamb question