It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of
being taken to a beautiful abattoir – Zambian
Proverb
No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will
definitely come down to look for food – Zimbabwe
Proverb
An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of
lions led by a sheep. – Ghanaian proverb
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the
farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the
same problem- Ethiopian Proverb
A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb
No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- NigerianProverb
The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it frombeing taken to the market – Nigerian Proverb
An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are
mentioned in a proverb – Ghanaian Proverb
The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay –NigerienProverb
The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded
market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by
his madness. – Ugandan Proverb
He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up
with smelly fingers – Nigerian Proverb
You can add more funny Proverbs

Never FÜCKING underestimate the power of stupid people in FÜCKING large numbers. (Uganda)

It is FÜCKING okay for a child to play with the mother’s b/reasts, but not the father’s FÜCKING testicles. (Guinea)

Shi/t will
FÜCKING smell, no matter how small. (Gambia)

You cannot
FÜCKING run & scratch your as/s at the same time. (Ethiopia)

mr fucking easy ooo

mr fuckshit. easy ooo

zyzxx: mr fuckshit. easy ooo

just FÜCKING having fun

You have to be FÜCKING careful to kill a FÜCKING fly that is perched on your scrotum. (Ghana)