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How Can 1 Be Spelt O-n-e by Valobit(f): 8:38pm On Oct 20, 2008
the english language bothers me. i just realised that the spelling for the figure 1 is ONE, not WON. in that case it should be pronounced 'o-ne' not 'won'.
what other discoveries have you made in the unstable english language
Re: How Can 1 Be Spelt O-n-e by Nobody: 1:50am On Oct 23, 2008
Valobit:

i just realised that the spelling for the figure 1 is ONE, not WON.
Isn't the fact that you've just realised that 1 is spelled ONE more disturbing than the fact that 1 is spelled ONE in English?
Re: How Can 1 Be Spelt O-n-e by Debola69(m): 3:50pm On Mar 01, 2016
Valobit:
the english language bothers me. i just realised that the spelling for the figure 1 is ONE, not WON. in that case it should be pronounced 'o-ne' not 'won'.
what other discoveries have you made in the unstable english language

*Grabs mic in shock*

Gosh! What i am MORE CONCERNED is the state of your IQ Capacity. I think it desperately needs Jesus.

*smh*

*Keeps mic in back pocket*
Re: How Can 1 Be Spelt O-n-e by kilokeys(m): 4:55pm On Mar 01, 2016
Debola69:


*Grabs mic in shock*

Gosh! What i am MORE CONCERNED is the state of your IQ Capacity. I think it desperately needs Jesus.

*smh*

*Keeps mic in back pocket*
When the Op joined NL, created this topic.. U were still in primary school.. It would be courteous of u to respect ur elders.

She asked a logical question. A question u don't know the answer to.

Op, here is ur answer.. After 8 years grin

Re: How Can 1 Be Spelt O-n-e by Debola69(m): 5:02pm On Mar 01, 2016
kilokeys:

When the Op joined NL, created this topic.. U were still in primary school.. It would be courteous of u to respect ur elders.

She asked a logical question. A question u don't know the answer.

Huh?

*Takes out mic*

Bros, you know my problem with you? You type like you're learned yet refuse to reason like that. How sure are you that I was in primary school at the time?

Moreover, you said she asked a Logical question right? GREAT! I mean no offense but I assure you, you and her would make a great couple due to an equal I.Q Quotient.

*Keeps mic*
Re: How Can 1 Be Spelt O-n-e by kilokeys(m): 5:05pm On Mar 01, 2016
Debola69:


Huh?

*Takes out mic*

Bros, you know my problem with you? You type like you're learned yet refuse to reason like that. How sure are you that I was in primary school at the time?

Moreover, you said she asked a Logical question right? GREAT! I mean no offense but I assure you, you and her would make a great couple due to an equal I.Q Quotient.

*Keeps mic*

Agbaya.. I insulted u indirectly, saw when u joined NL. Was expecting u to behave ur age.
To announce ur ineptitude, I wouldn't need a mic. A whisper of ur foolishness will be heard in galaxies far away.
Re: How Can 1 Be Spelt O-n-e by Debola69(m): 5:14pm On Mar 01, 2016
kilokeys:


Agbaya.. I insulted u indirectly, saw when u joined NL. Was expecting u to behave ur age.
To announce ur ineptitude, I wouldn't need a mic. A whisper of ur foolishness will be heard in galaxies far away.

*Takes out mic*

smh..Bros, may you never require a mic to flaunt your lugubrious and shameful ignorance before me. You really need to come with some WIT whenever you wanna trade words with me. Your big grammar - Ineptitude obviously isn't enough when it's clearly flawed.

*Keeps mic*

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