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The Less You Know, The More You Make by tytylayor: 1:11pm On Oct 21, 2008 |
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know,the more you make. |
Re: The Less You Know, The More You Make by krama(m): 8:42am On Oct 22, 2008 |
Not by my arithmetic |
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