ademega: U steal emotions . That girl you are not going to marry and u kidnapped her for months before telling her to go after experimenting with her body ... Hmmm u are not only a thief , molester, kidnapper but also a terrorist (bokoharam ) .

Ceasar1: 1, I only listen to music or watch videos online.

2, I don't use Pens or Pencils, I use ink & quill.

3, Hell no, I don't smoke.

4, I work as a Cashier so?

5, #Scratches head.... Bro, You got me.

Ptoocool: You probably don’t consider yourself a thief; after all, you don’t walk into stores and pick an item without paying. You don’t threaten anyone physically to give you anything. But newsflash! EVERYONE steals. Let’s list a few of the basic things, shall we?

1. Movies and music: You think movies and music just happen to appear on your computer of their own free will? Wrong! You know that movie you just downloaded illegally? Well, that’s theft, honey. And that single – no, that entire album? Hmm, I’m thinking we have a problem here.

2. Pens and pencils: Haha. This is the most common (especially in banks). Know that pencil you “borrowed” from a friend or colleague and “forgot” to return? Well, you stole it. Think about it: how many pens have you actually bought? Or do you just always happen to have one dropped off by the pen fairy?

3. Lighters: Any smoker knows that you don’t buy lighters. Lighters just always find you. They’re quite like pens, honestly. You bum a light from another smoker, and before you know it, you get home and are emptying your pockets and gasp! Is that a lighter? Thief.

4. Cashier Slipups: This is the best. You know, you’re at the checkout counter and you’re buying five lighters, *sniggers* but the cashier only rings up three. Do you say something? Do you wait to see if she notices? What if the cashier was rude to you? Atimes it miqht be an extra change (very common) don't you just ignore it?
Or maybe it’s this: you’ve got a 12-pack of drinks (wine) under the cart and you forget about it until you get to the car, do you go back? When is it stealing and when is it an oversight? Or is it just an opportunity? Meh. It’s probably just God blessing you for being so good. It’s all yours, Sticky fingers.

5. Bonus Time: You’ve got a ton of work to do, but sometime during your work day, you decide to say “screw you” and you like a few posts on Facebook or glance through α few thread on Nairaland. Are you stealing your boss’s money? Because he is paying you for hours you didn’t work. Meh. Your boss is a tool. It doesn’t count right?


Add yours.

softy:


not funny............ how do you defend your number one on the list? Take a look at this fact, bro: If the website that the music or video as a subject matter has a link to download, or there is a vivid instruction that you can download it, how is that one a theft?

in fact there are tons of websites that allow you to download as much as you can..free of charge!

If you say otherwise, you are simply ambiguous in your presentation, especially number one.
Thanks.

barackodam: I hereby proclaim myself innocent to all above charges

Ptoocool:
I'll suqqest u wait for d full album to be release den rather dan qooqle searchinq 'free music/movies download'..
BTW itz lyk u find urself not quilty of no1, wot of d rest??

softy:


No Sir, I am not guilty of any!

softy:
And as for stealing boss time, what of working extra hours which was said to be paid when you do such and they never pay it when u asked severally. What do you say about that

dridowu:
I think most of us are "Pen Robbery" just like our poltician, the only difference is that our politician have perfected their owns.