I Enterd a bus from ojota to yaba.
After som mins, i decided to scare d passengers.
So i brought out my fone.. And
startd fakin a call. '' hello oga, i don dey press dat button since but d bomb no gree blow.
Na d blue one or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now'' come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) '' hello Chuwkudi, run now
to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today
but make sure u collect my money
from obinna..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré, akpayan. So u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin discreetly until d hausa man siting close to me said.
Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time i dey make
am for call, wher dem
say make i press so dat d bomb i
go blow? Coz i don dey press my
own sef since and d tin never blow.
i fainted..add ur mst hilarious bokoharam joke lets blast away with laughter

One of the health attendants that
attended to the Liberian that died of
Ebola virus in Lagos went to the church
last Sunday to testify to the goodness of
God in her life. The testifiers were 10 in
number and she was no. 4 in queue.
When it was her turn to share testimony,
she testified that she is negative to Ebola.
When it was time for her to return the mic
to the Pastor to call on the next person.
Pastor: Don’t worry, give the mic to the
next person.
Next person: (shifts back) nooo give it to
pastor.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, take your mic, he
is not collecting it.
Pastor: Give it to the sister behind him.
Sister: Shuuooo! I don forget my
testimony, may be next week.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, if you are not
ready to collect the mic, I will put it on
the floor (going back to her seat)
Before she turned back to where she was
sitting before, everybody in the church
has jumped outside for their life.
Ebola patient do have chance of survival,
spread this information.