Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
...
5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

Its amazing when strangers become friends, but it's sad when friends
become strangers. never want to lose you as a friend!
I met you as a stranger.
Now I have you as a friend.
I hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends.

I
may
not
be
the
most
important
person
in
your
Life
I
just
hope
that
when
you
hear
my
name
you
smile
&
say
THAT'S MY FRIEND!!

...My bf must not by Suarez oooo

I think I love d suarez tin.

MrDoGood: Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
...
5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

Its amazing when strangers become friends, but it's sad when friends
become strangers. never want to lose you as a friend!
I met you as a stranger.
Now I have you as a friend.
I hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends.

I
may
not
be
the
most
important
person
in
your
Life
I
just
hope
that
when
you
hear
my
name
you
smile
&
say
THAT'S MY FRIENDS!!

hehehe interesting

Mskrisx: I think I love d suarez tin.

Babes, I can do it for you without any cost

stinggy:
Babes, I can do it for you without any cost

No way!

stinggy:
Babes, I can do it for you without any cost

sharp guy.
dis na close marking

Mskrisx:

No way!

why u give d poor boy black eye na?

Mskrisx:

No way!

Why dearie? You just said you love it.
All free, no harms, no charge. You'll enjoy it, cos I like suarez'ing too

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