I don't know if you guys have heard this joke. Just saw it and wanted to share.

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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day, he met a girl and fell in love.
When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage if I carry on like this." So he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk.

On his way home, he passed by a small café and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk, he thought he would walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered three extra large helpings of beans.

He farted all the way home. By the time he arrived home, he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for dinner tonight!"

She put a blindfold on him and led him to his chair at the head of the table, and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another fart coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the phone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air around him.

He had just started to feel better when another urge came on. He raised his leg and rrriiipppp! It sounded like a diesel engine revving and smelled even worse. To keep himself from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate.

Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise to stay blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and then fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells (indicating the end of his freedom), he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of the napkin.

Smiling contently, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her that he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!" To his shock and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Ekkkkkkk.

Hilarious. Ohh mehn, that sucks.

i heard this joke from someone but i didn't really get it because the person was laughing and talking at the same time.

I hate it when people do that. If u wanna tell me something... do so. but most times, their laughs make me laugh and wanna hear the story.. the most annoying part is if after making me wanna hear it, you end the story like.. "isnt that funny, the woman just ran away", and u r laughing so hard ur ribs are cracking. I just look at u and im like.. idiot.

dang! there aren't enough smileys here to show how hard my ribs are cracking . This is way to hillllaaaaaaaaaaarrriiousssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

well tell the man is doing a great job, but he should always go about with bodyspray or perfumes to reduce the odour the more

..dat rockz

thank u all for loving this

You are welcome Noye

Why u call her noye?

hey its a nice joke.i will send a little peom one of this days ok.

Because that's her name.

lol my lungs are bursting,
Where did u get this joke frm? cudnt help lafin

that is funny as hell.

hi !
i love ur joke i wish i could send mine soonest cant stop laughin
wht anize thing to do 4 some girls u love amala

My God!!! wat a shame, you could call it "THE WORST BIRTH DAY EVER, that guy is a pro,

You aint seen nothing yet. Watch this and [url=http://www.comikzone.com/Blind%20Date%20Fart.htm]this[/url]. And yet another (my favorite).

'Rank Xeroxed' joke.

Yayyaaayayayhiiiieee this is soso nice I mean very good joke chie,

wonder what the guests were doing when he was busy doing this]

women

ok

lol.
rotflmao.
i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve this joke.i luv it ,i luv to fart

anh anh this is nice

how you dey ify, it so long a time

Am fine and farting well.
got some nice farting tunes now you wanna hear it? lol

Everybody  down ,  the bomb is gonna blow 

S^&LE!

i DID. . .

If you checked and paid attention, you'd see that I did.

Not a funny one.