Akpors and his wife Ekaette
were always fighting over
one thing or another so they
decided to end the marriage
before one person kills the
other; there was only one
problem left, who would take
custody of their only child?
When they went to court and
were asked to plead their
case, the following
conversation ensued:
Ekaitte: My lord, I took in and
carried this child in my womb
for nine months, I breastfed
him, sacrificed all my time
staying at home to take care
of him and help him grow. I
showed him love more than
anyone else; I surely deserve
to have custody of this child.
The Judge thought about this
and said “hmm…well that’s a
very good point. Akpors,
what do you have to say
about that?”
Akpors: Your Honor! I only
have one question, if I insert
my ATM card into an ATM
machine and cash comes
out, please sir, will the cash
belong to me or the ATM
machine?
Do you think Akpors has a
good point? Who do you think
won the case?

Lols. Tactical answer

akpors no dey carry last