You wont finish reading this cos of laughter.

Early this year The Chief of Staff, Edo
State Government House, Hon.
Patrick Obahiagbon made a new year
resolution that he will start speaking
pidgin, the year is still early and he
has already started his big
grammaer, he has reacted to
Nigerian/Chelsea midfielder, John
Mikel Obi’s CAF award loss, he
considers it……….well, whatever you
make of his speech.
Quote
“I am maniacally bewildered,
overgassted and flabberwhelmed at
the paraplegic crinkum crankum that
characterised the Glo CAF awards
culminating in an od oriferous saga
cum gargantuan gaga! The jiggery
pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure
instead of our very own prodigy John
Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo
that must be pooh-poohed by all
compos mentis homo sapiens! The
perfidy and Mendacity of all the
apparatchic of sports suzerainty is
not only repugnant but also
insalubrious!
I said to my self: What an
anathematous disdain of the
citizenry! What a deprecable descent
from the sublime to the ridiculous!
Who will curb the odoriferous
excesses of this machavellian and
mephistophelean cabal in the
Confederation? With this state of
affairs, i dare say that African
football is swimming in a pestilential
aqua with a disastrious terminus ad
quem inherently laden with
avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and
oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic and
lugubrious!!!”

Em, ok, e don finish.