The U.S. Treasury Department has just issued a

new dollar bill to reflect the state of the economy,

Eheheheheheheh!

see your woworic laugh

@gabry
Dis is not a laughing matter, the world's largest economy is about to crash we shouldn't be laughing.

chineke

KunleOshob:

@gabry
this is not a laughing matter, the world's largest economy is about to crash we shouldn't be laughing.

Ok, I no laugh. I be serious now

gabrywyl:

Ok, I no laugh. I be serious now

That's better but if this is how you look when you are serious i wonder what you would look like when you are joking

Ohh Thats easy. When I am joking I go do this

lol
serves em ryte

clemcykul:

lol
serves em ryte

I don't think we should be gloating over this, the whole world is feeling the vibes. the Nigerian stock market as crashed. we are also affected lets just pray it doesn't get worse

Even the value of the pounds sterling and Euro have crashed against the Naira

plaise gawd

lol, that's exactly whats is going presently as the The TOP banks are folding up so its normal for Benjamin franklin to be act that way,

Why you guys sound so serious all of the sudden?

in ur life

Good old Joke


A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their s*x life
would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the
honey moon with a few words on how marital s*x felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
said nothing but: "Nescafe"! Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her
kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermonta week after the wedding, and the
card read: "Rothmans" Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size" She was
again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town . Mom waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a
card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words
"South African Airways" Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped
through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.

The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

George Washington is worried. The economy is getting bad. But I am the only Naija guy making money in the drought.

making money in ur nitemares

@clemcykul
Oga Seun don tell us make no dey go out-of-point o!
I don see this money for U.S.

disease:

George Washington is worried. The economy is getting bad. But I am the only Naija guy making money in the drought.

Abi na yahooyahoo you dey do

@kunleoshbo
fine boy like me no dey do Yahoo Yahoo.
I wonder how $100 bill go look like?

mykali:

what is yahoo yahoo ?

yahoozee
@disease na your picture dem go put for the $100 bill to show they are in distress

yahooze is the name of my company

first thing na hammer, den hummer, den dollar owoooo

mykali:

what is yahoozee?

What planet are you from
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