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Grass Eater by BernieBoy(op): 2:32pm On Jul 26, 2006
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children, "

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
Re: Grass Eater by jydon(m): 3:22pm On Jul 26, 2006
grin grin grin grin nice one bermard
Re: Grass Eater by micklplus(m): 5:13pm On Jul 31, 2006
kai shocked
Re: Grass Eater by desiree(f): 10:03pm On Jul 31, 2006
This one is too bad!!!
Wicked man angry grin
Re: Grass Eater by toygod2: 3:32am On Jul 26, 2012
hahaha, wicked man. lol
Re: Grass Eater by plazmakite(m): 6:28pm On Jul 26, 2012
Typical example of "a very good bad guy".
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