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Night Fact by Nobody: 9:15pm On Sep 05, 2014
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• Critics will never seize to amuse me, an african proverb says "Indecision is like the stepchild: if he doesn't wash his hands, he is called dirty; if he does, he is wasting the water." Proverb from the Tribe of Malagasy


•Sometimes the best revenge is just a simple smile, to let them know you're doing just fine, it hurts.



•The world’s first alarm clock could only ring at 4 a.m.

•1 million earths could fit into the sun.


•Have you ever observe ? Your texting speed usually depends on the importance of the individual you're texting. Incase you don't notice then take note from now, you can psychologically know who your friend is texting by observing the speed.


•Money is powerful, if doubt me ask the japanese, a Japanese proverb says
"Money has no ears but it hears; no legs but it walks". ~Japanese Proverb


And lastly


•One of Nigeria’s controversial and richest preachers according to Forbes, announced that he sent more than 4,000 bottles of his powerful anointing water, which users claimed had worked many miracles, to help victims of the deadly EVD in Sierra Leone and Liberia.
Mr. TB Joshua made headlines in local and international media for sending 4,000 bottles of ‘Anointing Water’ to the Ebola-stricken nation of Sierra Leone on the request of the government, alongside $50,000 in humanitarian aid.
“Prophet T.B. Joshua announced in The SCOAN Saturday Prayer Line that 4,000 bottles of New Anointing Water have arrived in the nation of Sierra Leone, alongside $50,000 in humanitarian aid, to support the ongoing crises there caused by the disease of Ebola,” stated a post on the Facebook page of TB Joshua Ministries.
“The Anointing Water was sent in a private jet that cost an additional $50,000 to charter, making $100,000 given by Prophet T.B. Joshua and the Emmanuel TV Partners to reach out to the troubled nation,” it added.





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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 8:12am On Sep 07, 2014
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•There are an estimated 30 million Facebook accounts of people who have already died.


•Every 1 in 3 men cannot see their private part while standing ? Do you know why ? Because of fat belly =D

•The word “gorilla” comes from a Greek word “gorillai” meaning “a tribe of hairy women.” :O


•Have you checked your pen, it has a hole, why the hole ? The holes in the tops of pens were made to prevent suffocation, regardless of how far down your throat they go. smiley

•Have you watched series of Tom and jerry and wonder when will the episodes end ? Let me give you a hint of how it ended. The final episode of the cartoon classic “Tom & Jerry” ends with the both of them committing suicide. (y)


•A German woman was charged with “attempted murder” after using her large breasts to smother her boyfriend. The wisdom here is while having sex with an obese woman, be very careful when she's on top and you are below, you could end up like elephant and rat, death has no second chance. :E>


•It has been reported that Coca Cola can reduce a man’s sperm count by up to 30%. Men take note. :|


•There are an estimated 27 million slaves in the world today - more than at any other time in human history. But why ? Because of the booming population. #:-s


And lastly



• Not all marriage starts with "will you marry me ?" Instead so many many marriages starts with "I don get Belle" meaning "am pregnant".
Once you are alone with a girl even if you are a saint the temptation between the two opposite gender begin to take momentum.
In Islaam marriage with pregnancy is an invalid marriage, if you have married this way then you better renew your marriage.

An African Proverb says "If you dance with the devil you can't change him but he will change". So don't dare him, don't go to his environ.

Not all marriage starts with "will you marry me ?" Instead so many many marriages starts with "I don get Belle" =D

Gbagan





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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 10:42am On Sep 19, 2014
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•A person generally hates you for one of this 3 reasons:
1) They want to be you.
2) They jealous you.
3) They see you as a threat.


•A 14-year-old boy once broke into Buckingham Palace and stole Queen Victoria's underwear.


•Accidentally text the wrong person ? Don't worrt, immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message!


•Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits.


•Nigeria has more English speaking people than the United Kingdom.


•John F. Kennedy was buried without his brain after it was mysteriously lost...


And lastly


•Age 4: "I love Mummy."
Age 17: "I HATE HER."
Age 20: "Mum was right"
Age 57: "I wish my Mum was still here."

sad

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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 3:15am On Sep 27, 2014
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•A person with too much ambition cannot sleep in peace. ~Proverb from Chad
How can he sleep in peace when he's thinking of becoming a governor, president, rich, money money money, say na by force.

•People helping one another can bring an elephant into the house.~ Rwanda Proverb.
No be lie


•If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. - Mark Twain
Ah, what am I going to do now ? Nawa

•I pointed out to you the stars and all you saw was the tip of my finger. ~Sukuma Proverb.
This one na akpos

•A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles. ~African Proverb.
The slap no go get part two.

•He that beats the drum for the mad man to dance is no better than the mad man himself. ~African Proverb
Confirm true.



And lastly


•One who plants grapes by the road side, and one who marries a pretty woman, share the same problem. ~Ethiopian Proverb.
True, he will have to protect his beauty queen as many predator will set trap for her. Guys maybe we should go for ugly girls.

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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 11:09pm On Sep 27, 2014
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мy ғoreιgn ғrιends, нope yoυ are enjoyιng yoυr gυy ғroм wesт aғrιca (nιgerιa) "Eaxy", тonιgнт ғacт ιs тaĸιng a dιғғerenт dιмensιon,



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нere we go

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•If you want your work to be done on time, simply send for a lazy person,
Order the lazybone a task and let him give you advice. Perhaps you will Come back and tell me "WOW you were right"

• You wanna marry a beautiful woman, oh oh, it is good but you should get ready to marry beautiful trouble. If you don't know what I mean then ask those who marry one for testimony, male relation are setting trap for her, your friends are also interested, your neighbour are no exception and the bigger one is her boss at work, she even uses make up.
She will pose and flaunt to you that she's a pretty lady and men admire her so if you cannot fulfil her need she's gonna take off. Oh boy, that's bad market oo. That's why is not always good to be reminding her or praising her of her beauty.
A jamaican proverbs says " Beautiful woman, beautiful trouble".


•Last year september 02, 2013,
Channel O and Forbes Africa presents the top 10 most bankable/richest artistes in Africa. This list was put together using factors such as endorsement value, popularity, show rates, Sales, awards, YouTube views, appearance in newspapers, investment, social media presense, Influence and so many other factors. The list shows the African artistes making the most money in Africa.
The list shows the African artistes making the most money in Africa.
Check out the top10 list
1. AKON
2. DON JAZZY
3. P SQUARE
4. D’BANJ
5. WIZKID
6. 2FACE IDIBIA
7. ANSELMO RALPH
8. SARKODIE
9. ICE PRINCE
10. BANKY W

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•There is a canadian church that worships penis . The Canadian church also has regular group masturbating sessions.
If you want to know the name of the church and see its pix, simply ask "Google"

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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 11:09pm On Oct 02, 2014
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•You can't make the same mistake twice. Because the second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake, it's a choice.


•Time is a thief....it sneaks up on you and steals your youth, ask old people, how come they are old ? they will tell its just like that.

•Appreciate what you have before it turns into what you had.

•Let your mistakes make you better not bitter


•Over thinking is a form of fear. This fear becomes worse when adding anticipation, memory, imagination, and emotion together.


•Sometimes being too nice is dangerous.



And lastly


•"A way" or "away", the choice is yours!!



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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 10:40pm On Oct 05, 2014
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•Words are like bullets; when you release them, you can't call them back. - West Africa
Poor you.


•This life is so weird, First you wanna grow up, then you want to be a teen again.


•You only need two close friends in which you can trust and dedicate yourself to. Having too many friends can lead to depression and stress and lot of palava.


•More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t too busy denying them.

•You can't make the same mistake twice. Because the second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake, it's a choice.


•Time is a thief....it sneaks up on you and steals your youth, ask old people, how come they are old ? they will tell its just like that.

•Expert says Intelligent people tend to care less about the opinions of others, they also enjoy being alone because of great sense of self.

•On average, surgeons in the U.S. leave surgical equipment inside their patients’ dies 39 times per week.

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• Have you ever thought about tie invention ? I guess the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide then he saw himself in the mirror & thought... "Wow ! Wait a minute, this looks nice.".

cheesy


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Re: Night Fact by tolugar: 10:59pm On Nov 20, 2014
Nice one bro.
Re: Night Fact by hakinloye(m): 9:47am On Nov 24, 2014
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Re: Night Fact by Fabdedon(m): 10:40pm On Nov 25, 2014
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Re: Night Fact by chijindu16: 6:16am On Nov 26, 2014
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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 11:05pm On Dec 22, 2014
NIGHTY THInGS


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Psychologically fact

"Knowing people"

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•The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies... It comes from those you trust the most.

• People who are good liars are also good at catching other people's lies. That's for sure, its called experience.
If you are with liar and suspect someone is lying to you, just ask your lying friend if its a lie without saying much. The answer might help you.

•Never give your secret to anyone, do know why ? You couldn't even keep your secret to yourself and you expect others to keep it for you ? Hahaha Gosh

•You are weak when you lie because you aren't strong enough to face the truth. Shame on you.

•Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt and being real gets you hated.


•A new study finds delays in texting responses may indicate the other person is lying.


•Seriously speaking Life without Islaam is like Facebook without notifications. Don't judge Islaam by the overzealously of some muslim, instead check Islaam Holy books whether it was Islaam that command the killing of innocent people, suicide bombing and so on. Many researchers end up converting (reverting) to Islaam after doing this.
Islaam is simply the best, it treated everything about this life even going further and talking about things that happens in the grave and will happen on the day of resurrection. Life without Islaam is like Facebook without notifications, Mwah.

•Nobody is perfect, never expect perfection from someone, be it from your husband, wife etc. Forgive and overlook..

And lastly


• Man says he is intelligent but he is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it.


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NighT

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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 10:26pm On Dec 23, 2014
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•Have you ever wondered which animal is deadlier when it grabs you with its teeth, actually its not a tiger, lion or an elephant, guess what is it ?






Crocodiles have the strongest bite of any animal in the world.



•Advance memory booster is an application that clean your phone from junk items which occupy your phone while browsing or chatting & slows it down, advance memory booster will make sure it recover your lost unused memory & wipe out the bad element on your phone and makes it faster anytime you activate it. You can download the application free on your "blackberry world", the application is available on your phone, when you open it search for "advance memory booster" and download it.


•You don't know your blackberry pin off head ? don't worry, there is a shortcut for it, type "mypin" and then tab space the pin will automatically appear.


•Sex can cause temporary blindness in men. Same situation when a person watches porn, there is iota of truth that people who watch porn are likely to be blind.

•You can download a video on youtube. how ?
If you want to download a Youtube video, just add "ss" to the URL between www. and Youtube. The rest will be a testimony.

•The day you will die, approximately 159,635 people will die on the same day as you. Statistically speaking.

•As at today, many men ask their wives, fiancee or girlfriend to perform MouthAction for him whenever they want to have sex, while some men don't even do the real thing (intercourse), they prefer MouthAction. But the man is less likely to do it to her especially if it is a woman who keeps hairy vaginal.
If you don't know what MouthAction means then you are a long thing.

•Scientist will never cease to amaze me, did you know that Harvard scientists recently sent the first transatlantic smell via iPhone ? You want to find out more, ask Mr Google.


Lastly


•Amazingly & incredibly, a snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting
Itself

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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 10:03pm On Dec 24, 2014
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•A mistake repeated more than once is a decision

•Somalia and North Korea are the most corrupt countries in the world, according to a 2014 study.

•Take it or leave it, your brain is constantly rewriting and editing your memories.


•A man jumped from a 10-story window to commit suicide and, on his way down, a stray bullet killed him instantly.


And lastly


• Let me teach you this romantic line to your lover:


"Meeting you was fate/destiny, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control."

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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 8:52pm On Dec 25, 2014
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one ! тwo !! тнree !!! Go .....



• Don't tell your secret to your friend, he will tell it to his friend.- Turkish proverb
Very true.


•A person who has children does not die. ~Nigerian Proverb.
Absolutely correct. Even your children bear your name as their surname and they continue to pray for you.

•The shroud has no pockets.- Turkish proverb. -
Immaculate fact, an indication that all the money you hustle for, you won't take it to the grave, perhaps even the shroud might have been bought by someone else who will pay for it.

•Words are like bullets; when you release them, you can't call them back. - West Africa


•What is bad luck for one man is good luck for another. ~Ashanti african Proverb. -
Yes oo, enemies are haunting.

•If you fall in a river hang on to a snake. - Turkish proverb.
True, gonna grip it to death self.

•Everyone admires his own character. - Turkish proverb.
No doubt about this, even the devil boasted he won't prostrate cox he was better than Adam.

•Who seeks a friend without faults dies alone.
- Turkish proverb.
Na so


•The one who burns his mouth for drinking milk too hot, eats even yogurt carefully.- Turkish proverb.
Rightly said, if a snake bites one, even a rope is a snake cheesy

•No matter how dark it is, the hand always knows the way to the mouth. ~Nigerian Proverb


•No matter how hot your anger may be, it cannot cook. - South African proverb.



•When you cry for rain, you cry for mud too. - South African proverb


And lastly

A man who touches the bottom of a soup plate with a ball of fufu is no longer searching for soup. - West African proverb.

He is searching for meat ooo cheesy

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Hehehe hope ur day was splendid
Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 11:00pm On Dec 31, 2014
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• We are moving into January, but do you know that January is named for the Roman god Janus. Janus was a temple god.

•"A weapon is an enemy even to its owner''.- Turkish proverb.
If you don't believe me quickly go through Google & read what happened yesterday when a two years old baby took out mummy's gun from her bag and shot her dead.



•The richest pastor in the world is pastor David Oyedepo, the owner of Covenant University. is the founder of the Living Faith World Outreach Ministry, is the world’s richest pastor, according to US wesbite, richestlifestyle.com. The publication describes him as “a prosperous pastor who owns private jets and homes in the US and the UK.”
Followed by, Chris Oyakhilome all are Nigerians.


2. Chris Oyakhilome – Net worth: $50 Million

1. David Oyedepo – Net worth: $150 Million


•Many women do leak a little urine during sex and during other activities as well. This is called 'stress incontinence' and it happens to vast numbers of females when they sneeze, cough or laugh. It is particularly common in those who have had children.
However, when urine leaks during sex, it's often during pre-intimacy or vigorous intercourse rather than at orgasm.


•If you listen to all advise you will surely go astray.
An Irish proverb says "He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice".~ Irish Proverb


And lastly


•‘Pooh-pooh’ is an actual word and it means ‘to dismiss’

Our friend decides to use it on facebook on police withdrawal for Tambuwal, the dictionary master wrote:-
“Whatever may be the oracular oration of the police in denuding Tambuwal of his security apparatchik,this is one diaphanous exempli gratia of scabrous impunity,institutional desecration and executive apacheism which must be pooh poohed by all compos mentis homosapiens and its hereby pooh poohed and remains pooh poohed…..”


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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 6:51am On Jan 11, 2015
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•Debunking african myth that the first child of the family is dummy, actually the eldest children in families tend to develop higher IQs (intelligence) than the rest of the children.


•60% of girls are unhappy with the way they look. Little wonder you see them attaching falsehair, painting their body and even going to the extent of wearing seductive clothing.


•"NO LEMON, NO MELON" spelt backwards is "NO LEMON, NO MELON". Samething no changes.


•Why explaining or arguing be always using the word "BECAUSE", Just using the word "because" will make people think that you have a good reason even if you don't. This is psychological impact.



•In english language If you bite it and you die, it's called poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.




And lastly



•Men are naturally made to love women and the passion is irresistible, more men cheat on their wife than wife cheat on their men.
An Arabian Proverbs says
"Even the one-eyed man winks to women. ~Arab Proverb.

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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jan 16, 2015
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•12/12/12 was the last repetitive date you will ever see in your lifetime and you saw it and now its gone .

•There's a Russian gameshow where contestants steal cars and if they're not caught by the police within 35 minutes, they get to keep it.

•If you're walking alone at night, don't wear your headphones. Criminals tend to look for someone who they can catch distracted or off guard

•If you want to download a YouTube video as an mp3, put listento after the www. in the url and join it to the website e.g www.listentoyoutube.com/islamicsong.....

•There is an ant known as Malaysian exploding ants, it can turn themselves into a bomb at the sight of an enemy.


•According to psychologist, people who are lying to you in a conversation is that they tend to look up and to their left.

•Scientifically, If you are shy or socially anxious you probably tend to look before you leap. Shy people tend to make better choices as a result.

And lastly

•As long as you are with me, you will Never stop learning new things, right from when I was a teen my inquisitive for facts & information is mesmerizing, facts will never finish, however you will learn a lot from me because life never stops teaching. The more you live the more you will learn




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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jan 20, 2015
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• Yesterday night a medical doctor on my BBM contact-list corrected me, where I said
"I also consider it dirty for a male to tongue where urine comes out however clitoris is not uterus where urine comes out, get the difference. Don't go and drink urine."

The correction is : Uterus is commonly known as womb and not where urine comes out.

Bravo mr Doctor &
Apology to my distinguished members.


•Remember, whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.


• If we can calculate the amount of breath we take everyday, you will find out that you take approximately 21,000 breaths each day.


•Snakes dont have eyelids.


•Eating watermelon can significantly reduce blood pressure.


•Ebola was the most-searched topic of 2014, according to Yahoo.


•If you want to download a Youtube video, just add "ss" to the URL between www. and Youtube



•If a rat wants to die it bites a cat's tail.
~ Chinese Proverb

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• Study had shown that people consider january to be the longest month, the reason behind this is because of christmas and new year festivity which people involve themselves in and it consumes many people's money and now they want January to end so that they can collect their salary and funny enough the month won't obey them.

Hayatu a friend on my bbm wrote on his BBM: "Blessed are those who finished their December salary in December for they shall know the true meaning of endurance in january".



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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 10:48pm On Feb 03, 2015
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•According to some psychologists, human beings are not capable of being “just friends” with members of the opposite sex.
Shine your eyes !!

•Brushing your hair with 100 strokes a day will not make it shiny and healthy — the built-up friction will actually damage it.
Wow could this be the reason why you once posted a hadith that it is forbidden to comb the hair everyday in islaam, now this makes sense.

•Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at the tender age of 8.

•When your lover dump you, there is tendency that you will love them even more, its called "Frustration attraction" it means that the individual who was dumped will love and lust for the person who dumped them even more. Its natural.

•Women find men more attractive when they realize that women have attention for him.
You can make a girl fall for you by conniving with girls to show that they are attracted to you, if your favorite girl sees the love they show to you and how attracted they are to you then there is a high possibility she will psychologically fall for you.

•Did you even know that Beyoncé never finished high school known as secondary school

•Men's biggest complaints about women include: the silent treatment, bringing up things he's done in the distant past, and being critical.


And lastly



• The most annoying response of all time is "K".
Oh my GOD, after all the long write up and now you are replying with "K".
May the rain fall on you.
Seriously is so annoying, I have deleted some people like that cox of it.
In other words ''K" means "Bleep off". I appreciate if you keep your damn mouth shut.

;-SHH



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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 2:46pm On Feb 17, 2015
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• Planet Mars is red because its surface is covered in iron oxide, which is the chemical that makes blood and rust look red.

•Psychology says Men with shaved heads are perceived as an inch taller and 13% stronger than men with hair.


• A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball made of rubber, provided that it does not shatter.

• Most men prefer women who don't work.
A survey concluded that 90% of men said they'd date someone who was unemployed.

• There are people who openly worship devil, they are called satanist. Satanists believe that the devil is a freethinking hero who rejected a capricious, domineering ruler in favor of free will.


• Asian hair grows 30% faster than Caucasian hair, while people from Africa tend to have hair that grows slower.


• Good sex is better than any sleeping pill, says expert. You are bound to fall asleep after having good orgasm, that's making sure you satisfy each other till both of you reach orgasm.
Couples who fall asleep after sex tend to get a perfect night's sleep.


• Did you know all the blinking in one day equates to having your eyes closed for 30 minutes?

And lastly


• There are still 5 people alive who are born in the 1800s, and they are all women.
Right from ancient times, most women live longer than men. Some men live longer than women but women are the majority who live longer and this living longer makes them hustle for the children, endure troubles and woes.

To testify to this fact that women live longer, look at your neighbour's house or even your family, you will realise the fathers or grandfather are almost or all gone to the grave.

There are still 5 people alive who are born in the 1800s, and they are all women.




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Re: Night Fact by Lianaluv(f): 9:34am On Feb 18, 2015
Very interesting.The last fact is true. My mother and my landlady are still alive while their husbands are no more.
Re: Night Fact by Bamoha(m): 12:44pm On Feb 20, 2015
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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 7:27am On Mar 15, 2015
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•A weapon is an enemy even to its owner.- Turkish proverb
You don't believe me ? then ask those who commit suicide by accident.

• If you want to know someone's character, look at the friends he keeps.-- Chinese Proverb

• Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.- Turkish proverb.
Be patient one more time.

• He that has no money has no friends. ~Arab Proverb
Become wealthy and you will believe me that if you have no money then you have no friends.

•The life of this world;
"When a rich man falls they say it was an accident; when a poor man falls they say that he was drunk".- Turkish proverb

•To kill a lion is to be ready for war ~Ethiopian Proverb

•This is specially for men
"Don't look at the shape -- look at the character." - Turkish proverb

•Beautiful woman, beautiful trouble. ~Jamaican Proverb..

And lastly

•Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead. -Chinese Proverb

Hahaha this one na wickedness now.

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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 9:30pm On Mar 18, 2015
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• The CIA believes that ISIS has between 20,000 and 31,500 fighters on the ground.

• Jamaica invented chocolate milk.

• A lot of men feel threatened by a funny woman as they think of her as a rival or worry that they'll become a victim of her loud tongue.

• The Egyptian Pyramid workers were paid with beer: 1 gallon per day.


And lastly,

Anne by email said:-
My elder brother is currently having an affair with his best friend’s girlfriend, who is also a close friend. My brother confided in me and I don’t want to confront her about it. She would get angry with my brother for telling me what they did if she knew, and I’d feel bad about spoiling the friendship between them.
But I get really mad that such a disgusting thing could be going on in a group as close as ours. I swore to my brother I wouldn’t tell anyone, not even my own boyfriend. They’re still sleeping together and I don’t know for how long I could conceal their shameful lust.





Never trust your friend with your wife or fiancee. Am gonna be bringing you more of this confessions by GOD's willing, from different people including married wife to make you understand that there are many things you don't know going on behind the door and you might have been a victim of such.

People shine your eyes, hmmmm


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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 10:05pm On Mar 19, 2015
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• Basically almost everything you learned in university can now be found on Wikipedia for free.


• When crying for help, call out specific people (eg. "you with the red shirt!"). It makes people more likely to act.


• In an article published by Daily Mail of United Kingdom in 2008, young women were reportedly becoming more promiscuous, with more sexual partners than men.
By the age of 21 they have had sex with an average of nine lovers – two more than their male partner.
And a quarter have slept with more than ten partners in the five years since losing their virginity – compared with a fifth of young men.
Young women are also twice as likely to be unfaithful, with 50 per cent admitting they have cheated on a partner.
The sex survey, for More magazine, also found women crave more sex but still believe men enjoy it more than they do.
The survey found more than half of the women were not in love with the person to whom they lost their virginity.


• Not just Arab men or muslims that sit when they want to urinate. Most German men sit while they pee and are taught that standing to pee is unhygienic.


•Never fear shadows.... they simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.



And lastly


• I'm so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.







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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 10:14pm On Mar 21, 2015
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• 90% of women have their left breast bigger than their right breast. Reading facts will give you an edge over many people & prove you to be a paramount person. You can tell your fiancee or wife this & she would be surprised how come you knew something about her which even her doesn't know until now. She might even suspect you are a wizard. Just don't tell her its all women just be more specific that her own left is bigger than right when she confirms it she will give you an accolade. You may unravel the fact to her after playing the game.
Just like most women don't know that their clitoris is the most pleasurable exciting part of their body when stimulated.


• Study had shown that Men are totally hardwired by evolution to prefer curvy women. Right from ancient days, men prefer curvy women to shapeless women.


• A new study suggests that hand-washing dishes might lead to a significantly lower risk of developing allergies, especially early in life. Therefore using your hand to wash your plate will help you in future against many allergies.


• Your sadine or Geisha can last forever without spoiling.
Many canned goods can last indefinitely, though while they don’t spoil, canned foods lose their nutritional value and flavor over time. The term
“edible” then becomes a bit subjective.


• Study has shown that Men who share selfies online show more signs of psychopathy. A psychopath is a person who has a serious mental illness that often result in violence behavior.


• Studies have found that around 92% of husbands are taller than their wives.


• Do you know that women also have hair on their legs ? Unlike men, women shave their own in other to flaunt like a damsel.
A British survey estimates that women spend 72 days of their lives shaving their legs.

And lastly


• Perchance, men with ring fingers longer than their index fingers tend to have longer joysticks and more attractive faces.



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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 9:54pm On Mar 25, 2015
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•The type of airplane that crashed yesterday in france is widely used, the A320 is one of the most widely used and dependable aircraft produced by Airbus. Every two seconds the type of the plane is landing somewhere.



• If you are under the age of 38, statistics show that the funniest joke you will ever hear in your life is a joke you haven't heard yet.

• Something amazing about horse: A horse can look forward with one eye and back with the other.

• Have you ever wonder why we forget things ?
Scientists say the brain purposely forgets certain memories in order to avoid information overload, and emotional hangovers.


• For fans of chewing gum, I bet you don't know this: Rubber is a main ingredient in modern chewing gum. If you are chewing gum then you should know you are chewing rubber.


• Facebook is testing disappearing posts, where users can schedule a status update to expire at a predetermined time.



And lastly

• bestfri(end)
girlfri(end)
boyfri(end)
But
hus(band)

Go for marriage \=D/




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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 1:39pm On Apr 05, 2015
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• This world and its people can be crazy at times, do you know that Today is "TELL A LIE DAY".

• If you could only have one type of food for the rest of your life, the healthiest possible choice would be breast milk. Advise to men, If there is no food at home and you hungry and your wife breast still produces milk you can tell her to pour milk for you in a cup or go directly by sucking, doctors say it is the healthiest.

• Have you heard the news in 1999 ? That two women were burnt down by a lightning strike when the underwire in their bras worked as an electrical conductors.

• Pigeons remember humans by face. If you chase one away, it will probably avoid you during later encounters without you even chasing it the next time it sees you.

• Some people don't care whether GOD exist or not. Not caring whether or not there is a god is called Apatheism.

• You can get intoxicated or get high from smoking the tails of scorpions.

• There is news going round that women who don't wear bra their breast tend to sag, well actually wearing a bra does not prevent sagging and may actually cause breasts to even become saggier.

• Every 10-13 seconds, a couple gets divorced somewhere on this earth.

• Sad but true, the CIA once spent $20 million training cats to spy on the Soviets, but the first spy cat was hit by a taxi and died.


• The richest man ever lived Mansa Musa had a fortune of $400,000,000,000 at the time of his death in 1331.

• Nigeria makes more movies every year than the US.

• There is male animals that give birth, surprised ?
Seahorses are the only fish with a neck and the only family of animals where the male gives birth.



And lastly


•Boxer, Sugar Ray dreamt of killing his opponent and backed out, but a priest convinced him to fight, he ended up killing the opponent.

Should we continue ... Ahaha :E>




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Re: Night Fact by Srallens(m): 8:12pm On Apr 05, 2015
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Re: Night Fact by Nobody: 10:07pm On Apr 05, 2015
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| Funny but true, each year, an average of four people die trying to put their pants on.


| Eating Eggs With Raw Veggies Boosts Nutritional Benefits:
Mixing eggs with raw vegetables may increase carotenoid absorption almost ninefold, entailing a range of benefits including longer life span, fewer chronic illnesses and a reduced cancer risk, according to a new study


| Muslims will surpassed christians as the highest population due to the promulgated polygamy amongst muslim, there may be more Muslims than Christians in the world by 2070, this is according a research by Pew study.


| Research has shown that while older siblings tend to live longer and have higher IQs, younger siblings tend to have more sex. If you don't believe me check your dead family relatives are they first born ? Hardly will you get one.


| In India a woman is rape every twenty minute.



| There are more muslims in Israel than christian. Arab citizens make up about 20 percent of Israel's majority Jewish population.
| If your head is cut off, you can remain conscious for 25 seconds - Meaning, you can still blink & do everything.



| You know what they say ?
If you place a ripe banana next to a green tomato, the tomato will ripen due to the ethylene gas produced by the banana.


And lastly


| Things happening behind closed door which you don't know, it could be you;-

She confessed: "I've been sleeping with my boyfriend’s father for a while now and I’m pregnant and the baby could be his. The thing is, I’ve also been sleeping with my boyfriend. I’m scared as I’m only 19 and an undergraduate. I know what I did was wrong, but I don’t know what to do about it. My parents will kill me if they find out. Please help!
Lola,
by e-mail.




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Re: Night Fact by Emeraldz(f): 7:38pm On Apr 08, 2015
Nice one op

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