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If A Girl Tells You This??? by nopecin(m): 7:43am On Sep 07, 2014
What will you do if your girlfriend tell you this.........."Hey Babe,I am sorry baby, i didn't make it today because my iphone had a problem and my ipad battery is dead, my sister is with my samsung galaxy Note and I left my BB Q10 at school.Am just here at home so bored since my parents went to the U.S, i would have skyped with you but I misplaced my Apple laptop power pack so i have to hit S.A tomorrow to get a new one. I also wanted to go to the mall tonight but my Aunt went out with theRange Rover keys and my elder brother went with the Hummer.Baby am so stuck here since i hate driving the Benz, I tried calling the driver to bring the Pajero jeep but I have no credit....Can you please send me air time so i can call him?Wetin una suggest make I tell this gal ?Chaii gals be like lol...
Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by Danhumprey: 7:45am On Sep 07, 2014
Bullsh*t! Stale joke! Plain rubbish! Copy and paste! Mtcheeeww!undecided
Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by nonxo007(m): 7:47am On Sep 07, 2014
Danhumprey: Bullsh*t! Stale joke! Plain rubbish! Copy and paste! Mtcheeeww!undecided
damn...dats HARSH...i feel 4 d OP sha...
Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by derrick333(m): 8:05am On Sep 07, 2014
Danhumprey: Bullsh*t! Stale joke! Plain rubbish! Copy and paste! Mtcheeeww!undecided
. Mayb stale 2u but new 2anoda ,

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Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by Danhumprey: 8:18am On Sep 07, 2014
derrick333: . Mayb stale 2u but new 2anoda ,
It's obvious you haven't had internet connection within the last few days. Smh.
Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by derrick333(m): 8:25am On Sep 07, 2014
Danhumprey: It's obvious you haven't had internet connection within the last few days. Smh.
. Lol,funni u,depend d site
Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by Nobody: 3:03pm On Sep 07, 2014
Danhumprey: Bullsh*t! Stale joke! Plain rubbish! Copy and paste! Mtcheeeww!undecided
you re a very big fool.even if he copied it wats ur concern?he-goats dat always form don jazzy on NL

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Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by Nobody: 3:04pm On Sep 07, 2014
derrick333: . Lol,funni u,depend d site
stop replying idiots dey neva get tired

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Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by Danhumprey: 3:11pm On Sep 07, 2014
Adikam: you re a very big fool.even if he copied it wats ur concern?he-goats dat always form don jazzy on NL
Did I in anyway insult you or the OP,hmmm?undecided


Aside from taking Panadol for someone's headache,you threw an unnecessary insult at me. It will do you alot of good to respect yourself!smiley
Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by Elibornjohn(m): 12:00pm On Sep 24, 2014
Wat ll u do if ur gf tel u this"Hey Babe,I am sori baby, i didn't mak it 2day becus my iphone had a prbs n my ipad ba3 is low,my sis is wit my samsung galaxy n I left my BB Q10 at sch.Am jst at hom so bored sinc my parents went 2d U.S,i wuld hav skyped wit u bt I misplac my Apple laptop power pack so i have to hit S.A 2moro 2get a new1.I also wntd 2go 2d mall 2ngt bt my Aunt wnt out wit d range Rover key n my elder bros wnt wit d Hummer.Baby am so stuck here sinc i hate drivin d Benz,I tried callin ddriver 2brin d Pajero jeep bt I hav no credit.Can u pls send me air tim so i can call him?Wetin una suggest make I tell this gal ?
Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by Nobody: 12:48pm On Sep 24, 2014
Elibornjohn: Wat ll u do if ur gf tel u this"Hey Babe,I am sori baby, i didn't mak it 2day becus my iphone had a prbs n my ipad ba3 is low,my sis is wit my samsung galaxy n I left my BB Q10 at sch.Am jst at hom so bored sinc my parents went 2d U.S,i wuld hav skyped wit u bt I misplac my Apple laptop power pack so i have to hit S.A 2moro 2get a new1.I also wntd 2go 2d mall 2ngt bt my Aunt wnt out wit d range Rover key n my elder bros wnt wit d Hummer.Baby am so stuck here sinc i hate drivin d Benz,I tried callin ddriver 2brin d Pajero jeep bt I hav no credit.Can u pls send me air tim so i can call him?Wetin una suggest make I tell this gal ?
u cud hv added send me credit even if its 100 naira own
Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by bercarray(m): 6:01pm On Sep 24, 2014
wetin concern me,she knw no hw dm dey borrow credit?? And again i smell lies 4 wetin she tok
Re: If A Girl Tells You This??? by Princecalm(m): 8:43pm On Sep 24, 2014
U said d iphone has problem,nd d BB battery iz dead xo wich phone do u wnt to use to call.Even if u have b another phone to use then what's the use of telling ur bf about the problem with the iphone and d BB

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