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Aids Injection. by naijababe2(f): 12:30pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
There was a man living in V.I Lagos. A Thief came to his house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop all the money he collected from the bank the day before. THE MAN : Are you going to leave me with the money if i allow you to inject me with HIV virus? THE THIEF : I will not collect the money and i will leave you. On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 5 minutes and he went to the toilet, when he came out he asked the thief to inject him with the HIV virus. The thief injected him with the virus and left immediately. THE WIFE : What the hell did you just do? THE MAN : Don't mind the stupid thief, he doesn't know that i put on a condom the other time i went to the toilet. |
Re: Aids Injection. by tytylayor: 12:35pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
love dis merix |
Re: Aids Injection. by Scopium: 1:15pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold skool[/size] |
Re: Aids Injection. by naijababe2(f): 1:25pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
scopium, scram, |
Re: Aids Injection. by naijababe2(f): 1:36pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
French Fries This is the story of a man who had just arrived in London from Nigeria for his first visit. For lunch, his uncle took him to McDonalds for the first time. Of all that was served to him he liked the fries most. So one day, his uncle went to work and gave him money to go to McDonalds. The man wanted to ask for fries but he didn't know what it was called so he asked the cashier. ''Can i please have the yam that you cut in pieces?''. |
Re: Aids Injection. by disease(m): 1:42pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
@naijababe2 1st Joke na old skool but still good 2nd Joke |
Re: Aids Injection. by naijababe2(f): 1:50pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Re: Aids Injection. by firestar(f): 2:25pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Tai: what a evening! I'm sooo tired. Kay: Me too. *searches for something* Taye, have you seen my spaghetti, I left it on the bed, Tai: its in the pot. Kay: *really upset* THE CARAMEL ONE? Tai: No. Twas more of cream colour when I ate it. . . Kay: YOU ATE MY SPAG?!! Tai: Your Spag? I prepared it for both of us! Kay: IT WAS A VERY EXPENSIVE SPAG, AND YET YOU ATE IT? Tai: Since when did spaghetti become CARAMEL and YOU being paranoid because I ate as FOOD and it costs N80 per packet?! Kay: FIRST OF ALL, MY SPAGHETTI STRAP IS NOT FOOD AND SECOND. . . Tai: Wait oh, spaghetti STRAP or STRAPPY VEST? I never heard STRAP! The twins glared for like eternity then burst out laughing. |
Re: Aids Injection. by Gabry(f): 2:36pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
LOL |
Re: Aids Injection. by Scopium: 2:41pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Okay o[/size] |
Re: Aids Injection. by tytylayor: 3:31pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
say something jor |
Re: Aids Injection. by romsky: 4:23pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
jare |
Re: Aids Injection. by sylve11: 5:34pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
gab how r u? it's like 30 yrs we havent talk |
Re: Aids Injection. by tytylayor: 5:43pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
no chattin hia o go read d first topic by seun himself |
Re: Aids Injection. by clemcykul(f): 11:02am On Oct 30, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Aids Injection. by tytylayor: 12:10pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
close ur a$$ |
Re: Aids Injection. by romsky: 12:27pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
tyn get dollar inside abi na tatoo |
Re: Aids Injection. by clemcykul(f): 3:08pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
@TYTY it needs air, u alwayz close ur arse dats why it stinks |
Re: Aids Injection. by tytylayor: 3:13pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
and u love d odour so tey u dey lick am, first tin in d morning, and last tin b4 goin to bed |
Re: Aids Injection. by mogentle(m): 4:12pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
Have u heard?, Nov 1st No posting in joke section, ALUTA CONTINUA , |
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